IT doesn’t matter if any of these ladies have to be lugged around the
dancefloor like a sack of spuds or not — they all put some fox in the trot.
Strictly Come Dancing has that special knack of supplying reams of fit,
half-naked women each year – regardless if they have more tan than talent.
From vintage personalities to previously unknown dancers – these women put the
cor in choreography.
Denise Van Outen
The West End star and former Big Breakfast presenter may not have peeled off
for a few years, but back in the day she was the only Essex blonde you
wanted to wake up to.
And this year she’s sure to show us her Van-va voom.
Kimberley Walsh
Girls Aloud star Kim is used to stripping off in front of thousands, so
flaunting her famous rear in next-to-nothing shouldn’t be a problem this
year.
And by the looks of things, she’ll be getting a lot of Walsh whistles.
Victoria Pendleton
One of this year’s hotties is sports heroine and rising glamourpuss Vic.
The 31-year-old sexy cyclist may be better aquainted with trainers than
tiaras, but she scrubs up wheely nicely.
Tess Daly
She may be often overshadowed by younger, lesser-dressed dancers, but
43-year-old Tess is one hell of a hottie underneath her glitzy gowns.
And she looks more than O-Kaye to us.
Alesha Dixon
Leggy Alesha may have stormed off with the Strictly trophy in 2007 then bagged
a job on the judging panel, but you can’t forget her pin star roots.
Kara Tointon
Former EastEnders actress Kara quickstepped off with the crown in 2010 – and
picked up a boyfriend, otherwise known as her dancing partner Artem
Chigvintsev.
The Asda model stole the nation’s Art as we watched them fall in love.
Kelly Brook
Glamour model Kelly put a hell of a lot of wiggle into her waltz in 2007.
The flesh-flasher left due to bereavement, but her bouncy jives will always be
a joy to Brook at.
Rachel Stevens
The former S Club 7 singer and 90s lads’ mag favourite wowed judges in 2008
with her sexy rumba.
Or should that be bum-ba?
Alex Jones
Bambi-legged TV presenter Alex battled it out in 2011 and shocked everyone by
landing herself fifth place.
Although the voting may have been more for her chestwork than footwork.
Holly Valance
Former Neighbours star Holly was the perfect eye-candy candidate for SCD –
blonde, bendy and, more importantly, willing to de-robe.
And in 2011, she flew the Aussie flag and looked Oz-some.
Chelsee Healey
Last year saw the rise of Waterloo Road actress Chelsee and her
inflatable-looking chest.
As a runner-up, she kept the audience entertained with her energetic dances
and sporadically-flashing front.
Kristina Rihanoff
Bombshells don’t come any bigger or blonder than Russian-born Kristina who’s
not opposed to shedding a few layers in the name of art.
The 34-year-old’s curves and Rih-lly special assets bagged her boxer Joe
Calzaghe back in 2009.
Ola Jordan
Jordan by name, Jordan by nature, the 29-year-old Polish dancer is practically
the Katie Price of SCD.
Not only is she happy parading around in her near-to birthday suit on national
TV, she also flogs pants for undies brand Boux Avenue.
Natalie Lowe
Aussie dancing queen Natalie is often the least-dressed dancer on the show –
and that’s saying a lot in the SCD history.
The 32-year-old Sydney girl was recently
spotted on the town in a see-through top with no bra.
What would Bruce Phwoar-sight, say?
