Woman says vibrator made her ‘lose my mind in 4 minutes’ and it’s so good she might ‘give men the swerve permanently’
IF YOU’RE too nervous to step foot in a sex shop, but are in the market for a toy, then online retailers are your new best friend.
This vibrator is causing quite a stir on Amazon, with one singleton saying she may “give men the swerve permanently” thanks to the toy.
- Love Wand massager, £20, Amazon –
Giving the Love Wand massager a five-star review, she gushed: “This damn thing had me losing my mind in under 4 minutes. Like actually losing my mind.
“It arrived fully charged so obviously I’m gonna take full advantage and take this baby for a test ride.
“It’s my first ever toy purchase so wasn’t sure what to expect but now I’m seriously p***ed at myself for not buying one earlier.
“Damn thing only arrived last night got home from work an hour ago and I’ve used it twice more. Starting to think I may have an issue.
“3 violent orgasms later and I can safely say it deserves all the stars, every single damn one of them.
“May even give men a swerve permanently. Who’s got time for sex when this has me screaming and recieving noise complaints from neighbors in under 3 minutes.
“Don’t just buy one buy eight give them to your nearest and dearest.”
Hilariously, her review is titled: “Wish a man could do this”.
Under another review, called “Bedside Best Friend”, one lass gushed: “A really good quality item, at a really good price.
“It’s super easy to use, the battery life lasts ages, and it’s powerful even on the lowest setting. It’s also reasonably quiet for how powerful it is.
“It’s one of the better things I’ve bought on Amazon.”
A third woman wrote: “The product is extremely easy to use, easy to wash and very enjoyable.
“The different settings are wonderful and to have such a range is great. Being waterproof is a great attribute.”
Blokes are raving over the toy too, with one admitting: “The Mrs loves it.”
The toy is wireless, waterproof and can be charged using your phone. It comes with eight different speeds and 20 modes.
According to the makers, you can get an hour and a half of use out of every charge, and it even comes with a 30-day money back guarantee.
If you’re after something a bit different, this clitorial toy has been labelled a “gift from God” which stopped one woman walking for 30 MINUTES.