I’m relationship expert – what to write in a Valentine’s card to guarantee you’ll get sex & leave your partner smitten

VALENTINE’S Day is just days away and some people may be scratching their heads over what to write in their cards. 

Whether it is a new lover or a person you’ve been with for years, coming up with the perfect message is not always an easy task.

Thankfully relationship experts and Barbara Santini have revealed to exactly what to say this year. 

Tatyana said: “The best way to communicate your desires with your partner is to just be honest. 

“Without good communication your wants, needs and desires can go unnoticed. Your partner isn't a mind reader and it helps both you and them if you can talk about your feelings and needs with them.

“Make sure you both take the time to really listen to what each other has to say. The more a couple talks to each other the stronger their bond is.”

Here, Tatyana and Barbara reveal exactly what to write this year…

For the Romantics

Nothing feels great like loving and to be loved back, I love you.

You touched my soul in a way no other has, please be mine forever.

You are and always will be the best part of my day. 

For the funny ones

I love you more than pizza. 

I’m so happy and thankful to have found someone as weird as me.

Besides cheese, you are my favourite.

For the lovers

With all my heart I just want you to be happy and… naked. 

If you were mine I’d always be by your side… or under you, or on top. 

Are you doing anything later… Me for example?

Barbara added: “Brits may be planning on divulging a lot about their inner desires and although most people think honesty is the pillar to healthy relationships, divulging so much to your partner can be harmful. 

“That said, I advise people to exercise caution before disclosing their desires in this season of love, especially if your partner has not shown interest in knowing you deeper.

“Couples might want to base their communication on the five love languages, which are ways of receiving and expressing affection. 

“This means establishing whether your partner enjoys words of affirmation, quality time, physical touch, acts of service, or receiving gifts. 

“It is important to know your partner's love language to give them the best Valentine's Day of their life.”

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