FRY HARDER

I’m dumping my mate after he treated me to an £11 full English with these weird extras – they DON’T belong on a plate

THERE are few things more sacred to us Brits than a Full English fry-up.

Although we can forgive people for skipping out on mushrooms or black pudding, we can agree a couple of things that definitely DON'T belong on the plate... fresh fruit and salad.

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The bloke was fuming when the restaurant gave him slices of fruit and a side saladCredit: Twitter/@fatboysarky

Unfortunately for Twitter user , this is the exact scenario he found himself earlier this week.

After his mate took him out for breakfast, the fry-up fan was left "traumatised" by what the Hampshire restaurant served him.

At first glance, the meal had your usual rashers of bacon, black pudding, baked beans and tomatoes.

But rather than beefing it out with a slice of toast, Freddy was given a few salad leaves with some pomegranate seeds scattered on top.

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And to add insult to injury, the plate was also padded out with very thin slices of watermelon, orange, pineapple and grapefruit.

Needless to say, the man joked that he had since dumped his pal as a result.

He added: "£11 in Hampshire this was.

"Luckily my now ex-mate paid for it."

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Unsurprisingly, the "fry-up"; sparked an equally horrified reaction among users.

One replied: "It's a fruit salad. WTF?"

Another added: "I am of the belief that they could an excellent full English.

"Bacon cooked well sausage and mush look great scrambled egg too.

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"So they can cook but they choose to f*** around and serve that up."

Meanwhile, a third joked: "If this is an attempt at breakfast, run. Save yourself..."

For more food tips, you’ve been chopping into cheese wrong – grandma’s hack will keep your cheddar fresher for longer.

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And this mum challenged her son to shop for himself for a week – and he bagged all his food for just £7.54.

Plus this mum-of-five does just 12 food shops a YEAR – she only spend 61p per person per meal, it works out so cheap.

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