Stacey Solomon leaves fans in hysterics with Joe Swash’s X-rated roast potato for a ‘happy wife’

STACEY Solomon left fans in hysterics showing the X-rated roast potato Joe Swash cooked for their dinner.

The Loose Women star, 35, uploaded a clip of the rude-shaped spud that they had accidentally bought from the supermarket.

Stacey joked on Instagram: “Can we please just look at this potato?”

Speaking to husband and TV star Joe Swash, 42, she said: “Show me your potato babe.

“Joe is so proud of this potato.”

Joe laughed as he replied: “It has roasted really well as well. Look at that.”

Stacey, who recently shared her genius hack for hiding ugly wires around the home,  couldn’t keep a straight face as she told fans: “We've got a penis potato. That's one whole potato.”

Proud Joe replied: “I mean, happy Sunday, wife.”

Stacey then asked if he had deliberately cut it in the dodgy-looking shape, and Joe replied: “No, this is literally how nature made it.”

She continued: “Put it up against your face. Let's get a bit of size reference. We want to see how big it is.”

The mum-of-five cheekily added: “Put it up against your penis, and then people will realise just how big that potato is.”

Joe joked back: “I’m going to chuck this potato d**k in your face mate.”

The pair have been together since 2016 and wed in 2022, and share six kids and a £1.2million “Pickle Cottage”, where they all live in as one big happy family.

Stacey and Joe are no strangers to opening up about their love life, with Loose Women star Stacey previously admitting: “If I’m completely honest, Joe often comes last in my life – and I’m not apologetic about that.”

Stacey was a single mum of two boys, Zachary, now 16 and Leighton, 12 - when she started dating Joe in 2016, six years after they first met on I’m A Celebrity.

Three years into the romance she moved in with Joe - who also has a 17-year-old son, Harry, from a previous relationship - and was open about the habits that initially grated on her.

In her Sun column, she wrote that living together “24/7” was an eye-opener adding: “You notice EVERYTHING.

"At first every foible is very cute and endearing, but it only takes a couple of weeks for that to wear off.”

She went on to reveal he is a “one plate washer”, conveniently forgetting about the piles of dirty dishes left untouched while he cleans just his own plate.

He also leaves a “constant green-brown tinge on every surface” with his fake tan and used to watch scary documentaries late at night while she was tucked up by 10pm.    

But, she added: “He has endless amounts of time and love for my children and he is the most incredible father to his child.

“It’s the most attractive thing about Joe and it’s what made me fall so deeply and madly in love with him.”

The couple went on to have three more children - Rex, five, Rose, three and one-year-old Belle - as Stacey’s career soared.

After becoming a regular on Loose Women she built up her brand as a lifestyle influencer and landed her hit BBC1 show Sort Your Life Out.

In 2021, Stacey forked out £1.2m on their Tudor-style mansion, Pickle Cottage, in Essex.

The following July, the pair tied the knot with a small ceremony at the house with celebrity guests including close friend, cleaning influencer Mrs Hinch and her Loose Women co-star Denise Welch.

The Loose Women presenter, who last year launched a kids’ range at Primark, revealed that she and Joe will star in a new TV documentary series this spring following their life with five kids.