This anti-advent calendar for people who hate Christmas is full of festive misery and black cookies
WHETHER you're an all-out Scrooge or just find Christmas cheer a bit sickly, this is the ideal advent calendar for you.
The Gruesome Christmas Anti-Advent Calendar is rammed full of thoroughly unfestive jokes, and a black 'misfortune cookie' behind every door.
Available on , the enormous monochrome Christmas countdown promises to turn Yuletide in to 'crueltide' with its inappropriate treats and grim gags.
The description of the calendar - which is also vegan friendly - promises to fill your household with plenty of Christmas Fear.
It reads: "We all remember how the Grinch stole christmas, now you can as well!
"Have a wonderfully macabre Christmas with this anti-advent calendar, filled to the brim with misfortune and dismay.
"Be filled with woe as you open each advent door to one of Pechkek's Misfortune Cookies, which are guaranteed to spread festive gloom.
"Fill the house with grim jokes, black humour and loud laughter and purchase one of these brilliant Anti-Advent Calendars."
Priced at £27.99, the bah humbug-tastic calendar will be on sale from October 16.
If you're more partial to traditional Christmas fayre, you'll be thrilled to know that Greggs' festive bake will be back in stores imminently.
And here are some other less 'traditional' advent calendars coming out this Christmas, including ones filled with GIN and cheese.
