Stormy Daniels reveals Donald Trump has a ‘mushroom penis’ – so what type from these six does your man have?
STORMY Daniels has mocked the size of Donald Trump's "smaller than average" manhood - and has even compared it to a "mushroom character from Mario Kart".
The porn star has made the revelations about her alleged affair with the US President in an explosive tell-all book and even adds that "he knows it's unusual".
But it turns out there are actually six types of penis - from hammer to cucumber.
Can you tell which kind your guy is rocking?
1. Banana
It'll come as no surprise that the banana-shaped penis echoes the shape of the phallic fruit.
Curving slightly upwards as well as being longer than average, those with a banana penis also have a natural advantage between the sheets.
Luckily for guys sporting a fruity package, the way their willy naturally arches means it naturally rubs up against the upper wall of the vagina during sex.
In other words, you have a better chance of experiencing an elusive G-spot orgasm with a banana penis partner. Sounds like a dream.
2. Hammer
Resembling the body of a hammer, this shape of penis has a thin shaft in comparison to a larger head.
Not to be confused with the mushroom penis, the hammer is long and thin with a considerably larger tip... perfect for extra stimulation between the sheets.
3. Mushroom
Just think of this one as the miniature hammer... but shorter and girthier.
But what it lacks in the hammer's size, it makes up for in width. Not to mention its enormous head. Size isn't everything after all.
And, according to a recent report, the mushroom head has evolved into a "tool" for removing the semen of other love rivals.
4. Cucumber
As luck would have it, guys blessed with a cucumber-shaped penis tend to be on the larger side of things.
Although that's NOT to say their privates are actually the size of cucumbers. Ouch.
However, they do tend to be larger than other types of penis.
The nickname was coined because the girth is as thick all the way along the shaft
But the tip of the penis tends to be slightly smaller than other manhoods, making it resemble a cucumber.
5. Pencil
Unsurprisingly, the pencil penis is practically straight up and down.
Unlike the hammer or mushroom, the pencil maintains its girth almost from shaft to tip.
But it's definitely thicker than a pencil FYI.
6. C-shaped
In a similar style to the banana, the C-shaped penis has a noticeable curve to the right-hand side.
While this shape is extremely rare, ladies still get all the benefits of the banana penis... and then some.
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