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Disney-obsessed virgin seeks his ‘happy ending’ on Naked Attraction… and the show’s first polyamorous couple fight over the perfect woman to join their relationship
NO question about it, Naked Attraction is a television show that never fails to shock us.
From experimental body hair to questionable dating decisions, we thought we'd experienced it all... that is, until we saw tonight's episode featuring the show's first ever virgin contestant along with a polyamorous couple looking for love.
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For those of you who aren't weren't already addicted to last season, Naked Attraction is a dating show where, erm, confident singletons strip off in their quest for love.
Potential daters stand naked in coloured cubicles while a male or female (or even a couple based on tonight's episode) judge their chemistry based on their anatomy.
And tonight's episode marks a first in the show's history as a Disney-obsessed virgin takes central stage.
Self-confessed "Prince Charming" Josh is a 20-year-old letting agent from Bristol, who despite his best efforts, "can't seem to find the girl of [his] dreams."
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Unsurprisingly, his obsession with "fairy tale musicals" and desperation to find a real-life "princess" has left him unlucky in love... and "half-way to being a 40-year-old virgin."
Claiming that he doesn't want his "first time to be a cheeky smash and dash" affair, Josh enters the Naked Attraction arena in the "hope my princess is waiting and we can have a happy ending... something I've not had before."
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Unfortunately for Josh, his inexperience in the sack shines through as he struggles to identify the different parts of the female body: a lesson he likens to a "whole new world"
We weren't kidding when we said he was a diehard Disney fan.
In his search for a "princess to pop my cherry with", Josh surprises no one with his preference for an "hourglass shape" and "long", Rapunzel-like hair. Typical.
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Despite finding an Elsa-lookalike in 21-year-old English student Charlotte, Josh chooses bar manager Elise for her "warm" personality. And princess attributes, obviously.
However, things take a peculiar (and painfully awkward) turn on their date when he starts quizzing the brunette beauty on her Disney song lyric knowledge.
From the Lion King to Beauty And The Beast, it's safe to say Elise's lacklustre responses leave this Disney fan a little underwhelmed.
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Reflecting on their less-than-fairytale romance, Josh admits he "might want to have sex with her down the line" but "we'll need to see how that one goes."
And behaving far from the Prince Charming he claims to be, Josh admits that he's been trying his luck with Charlotte just three weeks later.
Maybe he's more Prince Hans than Kristoff after all.
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Tonight's episode also features the show's first polyamorous couple.
Manchester couple Matt and Mary, both 24, have been together for four years and are looking for another woman to spice things up... both in the sheets and in their relationship.
Claiming to love each other "very much", the two are seeking "a connection with someone else as well as each other" and insist "it's not just about threesomes."
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But considering this is Naked Attraction, it'll come as no surprise that a lot of the decisions boil down to sexual attraction.
As Mary identifies as bi-sexual while her boyfriend Matt is straight, the two lovebirds wage war against each other's physical preferences.
Although the two can agree on tidy pubic hair and shaved legs, Mary can't help but be drawn towards "olive" skin tones.
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Meanwhile, Matt favours a fairer complexion and more "feminine" figure.
But according to Mary, there simply isn't room "for two princesses in the relationship."
Unsurprisingly, it all comes to a head over a "Ruby Rose" lookalike who captures Mary's eye but fails to ticks Matt's boxes.
While Mary is drawn to her short hair and tattoos, 25-year-old Georgina is sadly just not Matt's "cup of tea."
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However, 25-year-old nurse Cara salvages the couple's rift with her feminine physique and scattering of tattoos.
Happy to meet "likeminded people", Cara later reveals that she has always been interested in polyamory and is thrilled to go on a date with not just "one" but "two stunning people".
Naked Attraction's first polyamorous couple Matt and Mary both get a kiss at the end of a successful date with Cara
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Meeting up at a bar later that day, Matt and Mary put their previous disagreement behind them and reveal they are "hoping to take things" further with their Naked Attraction singleton.
And considering the date ends with multiple kissing sessions (one at a time, of course), it's no wonder they've set up a group Whatspp to discuss future plans...
Naked Attraction airs on Channel 4 weekly at 10pm.
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