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WHETHER it's a desperate plea to get back together or an OTT rant about how much you hate them, texting your ex is never a good idea.

Now a new Twitter account is shaming blokes for the toe-curling texts they have sent the girls they used to date - and it's very funny.

This is NOT what you'd expect to be sent in reply to a message of condolence
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This is NOT what you'd expect to be sent in reply to a message of condolenceCredit: Twitter

was created by Michaela Okland, who succinctly explains in the bio: "it's like WeRateDogs except the dogs are your exes". Got it.

It was set up on Saturday and already has 51,800 followers - and we're not surprised.

The premise is simple, DM Michaela your ex's worst text and she'll rate him on the d*** scale - with all the lads getting minus scores out of 10 - while keeping your identities a secret.

From one chap who asked his ex to "send nudes" when she messaged to say she was sorry about his dad's death, to another who pleaded: "Sorry for f***ing your friend it will not happen again", here are the worst messages...

Insta-nt turn-off

This bloke made multiple Instagram accounts to try and convince his ex to unblock him
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This bloke made multiple Instagram accounts to try and convince his ex to unblock himCredit: Twitter

Cheat sheet

This lad expected to be forgiven for cheating with his ex's BEST friend
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This lad expected to be forgiven for cheating with his ex's BEST friendCredit: Twitter

Friends with benefits?

This bloke cheated on his ex - but still had the cheek to ask for oral sex
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This bloke cheated on his ex - but still had the cheek to ask for oral sexCredit: Twitter

Ex-tremely persistent

The last message in this thread is sent THREE years on
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The last message in this thread is sent THREE years onCredit: Instagram

Hospital horror

Well this guy sounds absolutely charming
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Well this guy sounds absolutely charmingCredit: Twitter

Oh snap!

This is definitely what you'd call mixed messages
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This is definitely what you'd call mixed messagesCredit: Twitter

Aisle be damned

This guy told the girl he was dating there's no way he could marry her... then rolled over and went to sleep in her bed
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This guy told the girl he was dating there's no way he could marry her... then rolled over and went to sleep in her bedCredit: Twitter

No smoke without fire

This guy thought picking up his e-cigarette was more important than his ex's grandma dying
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This guy thought picking up his e-cigarette was more important than his ex's grandma dyingCredit: Twitter

Ex-tremely stupid

The tweet says it all really
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The tweet says it all reallyCredit: Twitter

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Yesterday we reported on a cheeky mum who Googled the cost of her Secret Santa present – then demanded her colleague buy a new Christmas gift as it ‘was cheap’.

While this woman dumped her cheating boyfriend in savage speech at her 21st birthday party saying she ‘deserves so much better’.

And this woman caught her husband having sex with a family friend in the bathroom on Christmas Day.

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