BLUSHING BRIDES

From shaving their armpits to drunken shame – the wedding photos brides WON’T be cherishing of their big day

These photos probably won't make the family album

Rebecca Flood

Published: 15:38, 16 Apr 2019
Updated: 20:37, 16 Apr 2019

WEDDINGS are supposed to be the most important and happiest day of your life.

Often months, or even years, of planning have gone into the big day to make sure it's a special occasion, and one to be remembered.

We really hope she hasn't drunk all of that bottle to herself — We really hope she hasn't drunk all of that bottle to herselfCredit: Splitpics.uk

But these brides may want to forget certain parts of it, after being snapped getting their armpits shaved, necking booze from the bottle and eating hotdogs.

It goes to show you can't control every detail of your wedding day, no matter how hard you try.

And if you do end up doing something embarrassing, chances are there's someone hovering nearby with a phone who will capture the moment.

So spare a thought for these brides, who probably want to burn these photos - which definitely won't make the family album.

Top dog

Everyone, even brides, get a craving for a hot dog — Everyone, even brides, get a craving for a hot dogCredit: Splitpics.uk

Close shave

We don't know what's better - someone else is shaving her armpit or she's drinking wine at the same time — We don't know what's better - someone else is shaving her armpit or she's drinking wine at the same timeCredit: Splitpics.uk

Skirt the issue

Is this the groom, or a cheeky page boy? — Is this the groom, or a cheeky page boy?Credit: Splitpics.uk

Double act

We can only guess what that bridesmaid is doing under there — We can only guess what that bridesmaid is doing under thereCredit: Splitpics.uk

Flower power

Some brides just don't want to part with their bouquet — Some brides just don't want to part with their bouquetCredit: Splitpics.uk

Going swimmingly

We really hope this bride is somewhere nice and warm — We really hope this bride is somewhere nice and warmCredit: Splitpics.uk

Bum note

We wonder what the bride's reaction was when she saw this photo — We wonder what the bride's reaction was when she saw this photoCredit: Splitpics.uk

Hairy situation

We're debating whether those are her legs, or an unfortunate camera angle — We're debating whether those are her legs, or an unfortunate camera angleCredit: Splitpics.uk

What a boob

This kid definitely wins the prize for most cheeky — This kid definitely wins the prize for most cheekyCredit: Splitpics.uk

Where's the birdy

We wonder who's on the receiving end of that swear

Have your cake and eat it

This photographer managed to catch the perfect expression on this bride's face — This photographer managed to catch the perfect expression on this bride's faceCredit: Splitpics.uk

Bottled it

This bride does not want to give up that bottle — This bride does not want to give up that bottleCredit: Splitpics.uk

Swingers

What started out as a romantic swing ended in disaster — What started out as a romantic swing ended in disasterCredit: Splitpics.uk

Given the boot

Who needs cans on a car when you can just sit in the boot — Who needs cans on a car when you can just sit in the bootCredit: Splitpics.uk

Bottoms up

This couple seem made for each other — This couple seem made for each otherCredit: Splitpics.uk

Drive me round the bend

We're absolutely loving that yellow limo — We're absolutely loving that yellow limoCredit: Splitpics.uk

Getting legless

We're impressed at the level of flexibility going on in this pic — We're impressed at the level of flexibility going on in this picCredit: Splitpics.uk

Joy ride

We have spotted that she's wearing practical shoes — We have spotted that she's wearing practical shoesCredit: Splitpics.uk

Step up

This photo was taken at exactly the right moment — This photo was taken at exactly the right momentCredit: Splitpics.uk

All made up

All brides need a quick make-up check during the day — All brides need a quick make-up check during the dayCredit: Splitpics.uk

Pants idea

Is this the wedding, or the hen do? — Is this the wedding, or the hen do?Credit: Splitpics.uk

Helping hand

Anyone who has worn a wedding dress will know how hard it is to use the loo — Anyone who has worn a wedding dress will know how hard it is to use the looCredit: Splitpics.uk

Sweet dreams

We hope this groom hasn't been bored to sleep — We hope this groom hasn't been bored to sleepCredit: Splitpics.uk

Got your back

For some reason, this cake cutting photo looks rather sinister — For some reason, this cake cutting photo looks rather sinisterCredit: Splitpics.uk

Lights, camera, action

There are probably some things you'd rather keep quiet on your wedding day — There are probably some things you'd rather keep quiet on your wedding dayCredit: Splitpics.uk

Shoe down

We thought men normally take the woman's garter, not her shoe — We thought men normally take the woman's garter, not her shoeCredit: Splitpics.uk

Top trumps

This woman is doubling up as the band as well — This woman is doubling up as the band as wellCredit: Splitpics.uk

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And this bride's dress was slammed as 'hideous' after it was cut super low.

Meanwhile the couple were slammed for providing a 'pathetic' buffet for guests.

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