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Avengers fan sends his girlfriend a strict list of rules for watching Endgame, including no eating
The boyfriend has been praised on Twitter by fellow fans
IT'S the moment Marvel fans have been waiting for - Avengers: End Game hit cinemas yesterday and people have been queuing up to watch the film as soon as possible.
One man - who wanted to ensure his cinematic experience was perfect - created a list of strict rules for his girlfriend, including banning her from eating, talking and queuing for popcorn.
Posting the list on Twitter, Londoner Kamilla Rose explained: "My boyfriend sent me a very sternly worded note about our cinema trip to see tomorrow.
"Mad because I thought it was just date night."
Attached to the tweet was a list of guidelines, including a request for a "period of reflection"; post-film.
"Regarding your attendance at the Avengers End Game tomorrow with myself, please see below confirmation of the following,"; it began.
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"We will not be queuing to buy popcorn, please make prior arrangements.
"You are not permitted to consume any food during the film (inc end credits) - you may quietly drink water.
"I will not be moving to allow you to pass for a toilet break - find an alternative route.
"You will not communicate with me during the trailers or the duration of the film (inc end credits).
"In case of an emergency relating to our son, I give you full authority to leave and take control - I'll join you after the film (inc end credits).
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"After the film (inc end credits) we will have a 30 min debrief session to discuss the events, followed by a period of quiet personal reflection.
"It is acknowledged that I may not be my usual self post this film. Please do not be alarmed.
"Thank you for your co-operation, I look forward to a pleasurable viewing experience."
Kamilla's tweet has since gone viral, receiving thousands of likes and comments.
And her boyfriend, Cyrille Sokpor, has been praised by fellow super fans for the "reasonable requests".
One said: "Sounds perfectly reasonable."
While another wrote: "I think this seems perfectly reasonable. I’m now single so I can watch it in peace."
Several posted hilarious GIFs while others said they wanted to use the list to send to their own partners.
Comedian Stephen Bailey wrote: "I APPROVE OF THIS! And love your boyfriend! Sending this immediately to mine."
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"Your boyfriend is a die hard fan indeed! With only 12% of battery left, he has written a staggering set of protocol that even Thanos himself will not be able to break or snap," another user pointed out.
While Kamilla hasn't confirmed how the cinema trip went, we can only hope it was a "pleasurable viewing experience" for them both.
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