Mum baffled by ‘dental floss’ Boohoo swimsuit that features a ‘front thong’
LOVE it or loathe it, there's no denying that the VERY high cut bikini trend has exploded all over our social media feeds of late.
But while we've never quite had the guts to try out this daring look for ourselves, one mum has been left baffled by Boohoo's "dental floss" one-piece which features what has got to the most uncomfortable "front thong" we've ever seen.
After spotting influencer Tahlia Skaines modelling the revealing piece on Instagram, mum blogger Lorna Cronin shared the image with her 51,000 Facebook followers and joked if the swimsuit came with thrush cream.
The Irish mum has gained thousands of followers online for her humorous and relatable parenting page .
Taking issue with the rather impractical design of the Boohoo one-piece, the mum listed all the things she thought were wrong about the design.
She joked: "Oh I must get a tan on my vaj... said no woman ever."
Asking all the hard-hitting questions, Lorna continued: "Does this swimsuit come with Canestan cos it screams thrush."
In reference to Tahlia's sporty poolside look, the mum added: "Are the socks and runners compulsory cos if I jog I'll be split in half by the dental floss [thong]."
Poking fun at the swimsuit rather than the fashion blogger, the mum concluded: "This girl is stunning by the way and if I had her body I'd literally be down in Aldi in my dental floss togs."
And if you're looking to try out this daring design for yourself, the black swimsuit has been reduced to just £7 in the sale - but we're not sure even that would convince us to try it out.
- Sccop High Leg Swimsuit, £7 from Boohoo -
Since Lorna shared the post earlier this month, it has racked up more than 129,000 comments from equally horrified shoppers.
One replied: "I've had four kids... there's nothing small enough on the whole of my body that would in there... well, other than my left earlobe and even that's probably pushing my luck."
Another pondered: "Do you think she might have put it on back to front...?"
Similarly, a third wrote: "She is stunning with a great figure... however, for us mere mortals where do we tuck ourselves in?"
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