WILLY FUNNY

Woman asks for advice on removing willy-shaped coffee stain – and gets inundated with some VERY rude tips

A WOMAN got a lot more than she bargained for when she asked for advice on getting rid of a coffee stain on her kitchen surface.

She was quickly inundated with rude tips - thanks to the fact that the mark was in the shape of a willy.

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After posting this photo to a cleaning Facebook group, one woman received a number of cheeky responsesCredit: Facebook

The woman shared a snap of the stain to a Facebook cleaning group, adding the caption: "What's the best way to deal with this one?"

But unsurprisingly, she failed to get any serious responses.

One person quipped: "Open the window and let the cold air inside, should shrivel away then."

Another teased: "A good rub should get that out."

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There were jokes about strip washes and 'good rubs'Credit: Facebook

And they weren't the only hilarious innuendos to be found in the comments section.

"You'd better try the strip wash," read one joke.

Others added: "Don't rub it, it may get bigger," and: "Coffee ain't the only thing that's hot."

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Perhaps she should invest in some protection for that surface.

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