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I’m a style whizz – the hair style making you look frumpy AND ruining your hair

AS clothes and make-up can, hair trends can age you. 

And I’m not talking about whether you embrace your grey hairs or not - I’m talking styles. 

Hair trends come and go out of fashion, and inevitably come back around again, but there are some that scream you are in serious need of an update. 

Funny retro woman with 1970s hairstyle, 1970s woman holding comb, brushing hair.
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Funny retro woman with 1970s hairstyle, 1970s woman holding comb, brushing hair.Credit: Getty

The easiest way to think about it is if you were going to a fancy dress party, what would you do to your hair? 

For the eighties, perms and back combing, the seventies think Farrah Fawcett voluminous feathered blow-out, the sixties a Barbra Winsor style beehive - you get the jist.  

If your hair is on the cover of a fancy dress costume packet, it's out of fashion. 

Plus there are some trends that are really bad for your hair, too. 

But there are other looks that aren’t modern either, here Clemmie Fieldsend reveals what hairstyles are making you look frumpy and that are ruining your hair. 

POKER STRAIGHT 

Straight hair is a thing of the past.
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Straight hair is a thing of the past.Credit: Getty

Before hair straighteners you’d hear tales of women burning off their hair with an iron, or worse, their ear.

Think Bridget Jones.

Thankfully for anyone who wanted sleeker hair straighteners were a tool you could buy and take home, but the sleek, poker straight tresses of the nineties and early noughties have had their day.

Ironing hair in Bridget Jones's Diary, don't try this at home.
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Ironing hair in Bridget Jones's Diary, don't try this at home.Credit: Copyright: © 2004 Working Title Films.

BOUNCY BLOW DRY 

Kate's bouncy blow dry was a must have look.
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Kate's bouncy blow dry was a must have look.Credit: Getty

Whether you call it the Chelsea or Kate Middleton Blow Dry, voluminous, round, bouncy blown hair is making you look old fashioned. 

Even The Princess of Wales has ditched her once signature hair do in favour of more subtle and sleek hair. 

These days, keep your blow dry more loose and undone, it's easier to maintain and doesn’t require loads of heat from the hairdryer, rollers and curlers as well as nuclear amounts of hair spray. 

The Princess of Wales now favours a softer style.
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The Princess of Wales now favours a softer style.Credit: Getty

TOP KNOT 

Once trendy top knots are making you look frumpy.
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Once trendy top knots are making you look frumpy.Credit: Getty

Scraping your hair back into a top knot might be the routine for when you get home, ping off your bra and get into your loungewear.
But for everyday it’s a clear sign you’re out of style.

The pile of hair mounted on top of the crown of your head was a big look during the noughties for A-listers like Miranda Kerr and Cheryl, but we’ve moved on since then.

There are two hair avenues to go down.

A looser look is more gentle on hair.
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A looser look is more gentle on hair.Credit: Getty
Try a central bun instead.
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Try a central bun instead.Credit: Getty

One being the face-lift look made popular by Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner or the looser, more relaxed style that sits at the back and middle of your head like Meghan Markle.

This is a lot more gentle on your hair as it's not wound as tightly around an elastic and requires less harsh brushing to hoik your hair on top of your head. 

CRIMPING

Crimping is hugely popular on TikTok.
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Crimping is hugely popular on TikTok.Credit: Getty

Hair crimping tried to make a return thanks to 15.4 million TikTok users using the 80s tool to create volume at the root for thicker looking hair.

While that is all well and good - after all who doesn’t want thicker looking locks - but with nineties trends continuing to make a comeback we hope Gen Z don’t demand for BaByliss to remake their wavy wands. 

CHOPPY LAYERS 

Choppy layers are dated.
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Choppy layers are dated.Credit: Getty

Choppy layers conjure up images of salons from your hometown that have sun-faded pictures of models in the window with spiky hair and probably chunky highlights. 

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If you happen to pass one and see similarities in the now-yellow-ish picture holding on for dear life in the window to your own hair, then your hairstyle is dated. 

Not only that but if done badly the action of cutting into the hair can split and damage it leaving you with hair in worse condition.

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