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Sorry ladies, this is As Good As It Gets! Men are using movie titles to describe their MANHOODS

Reddit users have been asked which movies sum up their manhoods, and their answers haven't disappointed

HUNDREDS of internet users have revealed intimate details about their todgers... by comparing them to popular films.

Online persona Fire-Crotch_McGee came up with the hilarious thread topic, asking: “Men of Reddit, what movie title would describe your penis?”

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Big, but of course

Some men weren’t shy in comparing their manhoods to Godzilla, Titanic and Big, with one even claiming he had What Women Want.

In fantastic humour, other men were happy to poke fun at themselves, joking that they had a Failure to Launch or a Series of Unfortunate Events.

Sadly, it seems that not all men were getting much action at all, revealing that they were All Quiet on The Western Front or Home Alone.

Here’s a round-up of the funniest submissions...

This bloke's a bit cocky

Oh n-Olaf!

The Incredible Hulk would've been a better one

He doesn't mention how Josh gets small again at the end of the film...

What a cock-up

Not sure your heart will go on after a night with this man

What a way to ruin a kids' movie

This bloke's run out of ammo

It all happened after she pricked her finger

Let's hope he doesn't race to the finish line too quickly

It'll be lonely this Christmas

Who said romance was dead?

 

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