‘I tried to see how many bath towels I could hold on it’: Men share the weirdest things they’ve done with their penis
Lads admit to some trying out some pretty bonkers tricks
AS women, the idea of having a penis is naturally pretty alien to us.
While having a set of dangly bits jangling between your legs all the time sounds pretty annoying, for many men their meat and two veg is their pride and joy.
We can see the perks - wouldn't it be great to be able to pee freely and easily anywhere you want (within reason), rather than having to queue up for the smelly portaloos at music festivals?
But its obvious functions aside, some men get a kick out of testing their manhood to its limits.
These brave gents took to Reddit to share the weirdest things they have ever done with their penis - and some of them are most definitely NSFW.
One chap confessed: "Tried to see how many full size bath towels I could hold on it."
He later added: "Guys it was four and my d*** almost snapped so I would not recommend, I'm average at 6 inches too so it's not like I have a huge one either."
This man wasn't alone, as another replied: "I did it once and got two to hang. I have a strong penis."
When one Redditer suggested that didn't sound very many, he replied: "I think you're underestimating how heavy full size towels are compared to the lifting strength of a penis."
Another chimed in: "I did this with pairs of underwear."
Moving away from using it as a hanger, one man confessed he did "stretching exercises with it as a teen to see if it got longer".
Asked if it worked, he replied: "Nope."
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Another bloke wrote: "Surprised no-one has said this yet, at least not that I can see. Use it as a gearshift and make car noises and pretend that you're racing."
One Redditer replied: "I did this with my ex's penis. He was obsessed with cars, we were cuddling after some fun, and one thing just led to another and that's how I learned the gear positions for a stick shift."
On the theme of sexual partners, another commented: "My gf loves to hold it like a microphone and tap it while saying, 'Is this thing on?' And proceeding into a whole bad joke stand up routine."
Others admitted to experimenting with the surroundings of their manly area.
One man explained: "I'm uncircumcised. I used to kind of roll my foreskin inward until my entire penis was hidden. Then I'd let go and let it pop back out again."
He wasn't the only one, as another user responded: "I used to do that and cover it with my ball sack to make it look like I had no penis and three balls."
Some confessions sounded downright painful.
One guy wrote: "When I was 13, I tried masturbating using a hand pump from the kitchen for vacuum seal containers. It hardly felt pleasurable but it temporarily made my shaft look thicker."
Others used their manhood to demand authority.
A Redditer told how his weirdest moment happened shortly after a steamy session with his girlfriend.
He recalled: "I walked out to get a glass of water. As I passed my couch my cat swats at me and grazes my sack.
"So I bopped him on top his head with my half-chub to assert dominance. Probably that."