This is the mortifying moment a dad finds his daughter’s SEX TOY while tidying her room… and texts to ask if she wants to keep it
To add to the girl's embarrassment, nearly 58,000 people have now seen the screen shot of the text
A YOUNG woman was left mortified after her dad found a sex toy while clearing out her room, and decided to text her a picture of it.
Instead of putting the ‘purple pounder’ vibrator back where he found it and pretending it had never happened, as most of us would do, the middle aged man decided to bring his daughter’s attention to his discovery.
In a text message, he wrote: “Just found this while sorting through your stuff.
“Do you want it keeping?”
Simultaneously amused and embarrassed by the turn of events, the 25-year-old woman posted the screen shot on Facebook, adding: “The worst text you could ever receive from your old man”.
But things were about to get A LOT worse for the poor girl, when one of her Facebook friends took a screen shot of her post and shared it on – where it has been viewed by nearly 57,000 people – saying: “Can't even imagine the shame.”
Some seized the opportunity to share tales about similarly embarrassing occasions.
Little Bit Odd said: “Back when I lived in student accommodation, some workmen had to go into my room to fix something when I was out.
“I’d forgotten to put my rampant rabbit away, and it was sitting on the shelf above my bed.
“I remember this because when I returned to my room, the ‘we’ve been in your room to do required work’ card was propped up against it.
“I never assumed it was an accident.
“The whole work team was dodgy as hell.
“Some of them stole a laptop from a student’s room in the first week (I never found out if they were fired, but the student got a pay-out).”
While Kryptic_131 added: “Ah, I remember when my parents found my first dildo”, and Medelijden advised: “Time to move out.”
F1zban joked: “Maybe that’s what she was doing and her dad is helping her pack up”.
Idlertwo agreed, saying: “Probably in the process of moving out.
“Dad helps pack.
“Dad finds vibrator.
“Texts daughter while nearly having a heart attack from delightful laughter.
“Embarrassing your children is the best thing ever”.
And Mad Bro Chill shared: “About 6-7 months after my parents visited during my junior year of college, I went home to stay for the summer.
“For the record: they never went into my bedroom, just picked me up from the off-campus house I was living in.
“So anyway, we’ve all had a few adult beverages, and my mum’s gone to bed, so it’s just me and my dad chilling having a nightcap.
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“So during a lull in the conversation, my dad looks me dead in the face and asks, ‘so. How’s that TOMATO PLANT in your bedroom coming along?
“Yeah.
“It was weed.”
Fellow joker dad Etherius said: “I promised my daughter that I’m making mental notes of all the dumb s*** she does so I can tell stories when she brings her first bf home.
“I can’t wait to tell him how her favourite thing to do was fart on my head when she rode my shoulder.
“When she sinks down into the couch covering her face, that’s when I know I’ve won.
“Dad always wins.”
