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Now there’s a Pokemon Go for mums! Introducing Chardonnay Go… the adult alternative

Dena Blizzard has created a spoof video where she chases BOOZE rather than Pokemon

Dena Blizzard

YOU might not know exactly what it is, but unless you've been living under a rock for the last week you will definitely have heard of Pokemon Go.

It's the new game which encourages people to zip around the area they live trying to catch the little creatures... yep, it's a strange meshing together of fantasy and reality.

While the world has seemingly gone mad for Pokemon Go, not everyone is that impressed.

Enter Dena Blizzard, a mum who's come up with an alternative that all parents need in their lives.

which is for a much more grown-up market.

"So everyone’s talking about a new app called Pokemon Go where kids can go around and find Pokemon," she explains in a video on her Facebook page.

 Dena shows off her joke app
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Dena shows off her joke appCredit: Facebook
 The real app
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The real appCredit: ANP

"But did you know there’s an app for Moms called Chardonnay Go, where you can actually find glasses of Chardonnay all over your neighbourhood and it’s really simple?… Let’s Chardonnay Go!"

Dena then leaps out of her chair and uses the 'app' to track down a glass of booze.

Lucky for her there's one outside in her garden, which she immediately spots and then picks up for a drink.

 She quickly finds her first glass...
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She quickly finds her first glass...Credit: Facebook
 ... And doesn't hesitate in drinking it
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... And doesn't hesitate in drinking itCredit: Facebook

She only takes a sip though - after all, the whole point is to leave the glass for the next person.

The rest of the footage sees Dena, who has a , zooming around her neighbourhood as she hunts down glasses of wine.

 The hunt for booze has to be speedy
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The hunt for booze has to be speedyCredit: Facebook

At one point she even gets her friend involved, who stops to pick her up so she can be driven to her next glass.

The best bit has to be right at the end though, when Dena explains not everyone realises they are playing Chardonnay Go.

 Yep, it's down his trousers
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Yep, it's down his trousersCredit: Facebook
 Ah, refreshing
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Ah, refreshingCredit: Facebook

Cue the mum spotting a dog walker ahead of her. She immediately queries whether the pooch is involved in the game, but unfortunately not.

The owner does have something up his sleeve though... or down his trousers, as it turns out.

Yep, Dena delves into the man's waistband and emerges triumphant with a whole bottle of wine clutched in her hand.

Doesn't it make you wish this was a real thing?

 Facebook fans love the funny video
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Facebook fans love the funny videoCredit: Facebook
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