Fake thongs, vile finger tatts and a ‘slut’ stamp: Tattoo Fixers on Holiday sorts out boozy inking mistakes
The E4 team head to sunnier climes to deal with the morning after regrets in Tattoo Fixers on Holiday
SUN, sea and tattoo parlours are usually a recipe for disaster as many the proud owner of a drunken inking knows.
Now Tattoo Fixers has brought the solution to the source of the problem – with a pop up parlour in some of the most popular Mediterranean resorts.
In Tattoo Fixers on Holiday – which kicks off on Tuesday – Jay, Sketch, Alice and receptionist Paisley face a steady stream of bad choices that need a whole lot of covering up.
The terrible tatts in episode one include a devil in a delicate female area, an offensive finger tattoo and a frilly THONG tattooed on a male electrician’s bottom.
Aston told the how he had to explain a truly obscene finger tattoo to his mum – who was the subject of the inking.
The lad revealed he had been celebrating his 21st in Ayia Napa.
He said: “We’d been having banter, like ‘Smell your mum, smell your sister, smell your dad.'
“I woke up in the morning and my fingers had been bandaged. I thought, ‘What have I done?’ I thought I’d broken it.
“But I’ve got tattooed fingers which say ‘Smell ur mum’.”
Paisley helpfully explained the truly disgusting meaning of the message, when she told Alice: “If those fingers had been inside that person they might smell like that person.”
Alice exclaimed: “That’s disgusting!”
A sheepish Aston said he had to ‘fess up to his mum, adding: “At first she didn’t understand it so awkwardly I had to explain it to her.
Sparky Ian tells the team he was on stage do in Magaluf SEVEN YEARS ago when he did the thong thing.
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He said: “One of my friends started saying ‘Ian will have this tattoo’ and I said no but then it was an ongoing thing, like, 'Ian will have it done.' Then Ian did."
He revealed he had regretted it ever since, saying: “I can’t go out for a drink without people taking pictures of it.”
He added: “I’m an electrician – every time I bend over it’s on show.”
The team were pretty shocked, with Sketch yelping: “Oh my God they are frilly as f***.”
Alice added: “Your friends are horrible.”
The cover up – some roses and a heart – proved so painful for the poor guy he couldn’t finish it in one session.
He probably didn’t sit down for a week.
Customer Jess revealed she had not one but SIX holiday tattoos.
She told the team: “I’ve got a disgusting tattoo that makes me look like a right slut.”
Pulling down her bikini front she revealed an inking which read: “Bitches wanna be me, Guys want to f*** me.”
She revealed she had got the tattoo after drinking all night in Ayia Napa.
Shocked Paisley asked: “What were you thinking when you got that?”
Sketch said: “If a boy pulled down your trousers and saw that he’d definitely run.”
The team came up with an attractive floral design to cover it up.
Let’s hope she doesn’t go for a lucky seven during her Ibiza stay.
Tattoo Fixers on Holiday stars on Tuesday 26th at 9pm, on E4.