Women reveal what they thought when they saw an erect penis for the first time
Women took to Reddit to share their experiences, and there were some hilarious confessions
EVERYONE'S first time was probably more than a little awkward, and most of us will never stop cringing at the memory.
For these women, however, their first night of passion was more confusing than most, since they had no idea what to expect when things started to get hot and heavy.
Women took to Reddit to share their reaction when they saw an erect penis for the first time, and there were some hilarious confessions.
The , which was submitted in the week, managed to attract over one thousand responses, from the hilarious to the truly ridiculous.
"I thought the balls were in separate sacks"
One commenter was stunned when she first realised what man bits look like.
She added: "Very confusing indeed. Thankfully I didn't ask and just learned that it was the way it's supposed to be..."
"I'd assumed a penis became erect still pointing down"
One particularly innocent poster had a bedroom revelation when she realised which way penises point.
She said: "I don't know why, but before I saw one I'd assumed a penis became erect still pointing down.
"I'd never seen any porn or anything and yeah, I figured sex would be a logistical nightmare.
"In my head, when I saw it pointing up, I was kind of like 'ohhhhhh that totally makes sense now!'"
"I wanted to slap it just to see if it would go back to its original position. It did."
This lady was more intrigued by the mechanics than anything else - and you can only feel sorry for the poor fella in this case.
"I was expecting something twice the size, glistening and golden"
One woman claimed that men talk about their penises so much, that she was expecting something much more impressive when she first saw one.
She said: "I expected it to be bigger and more ...impressive. The way guys my age talked about them - hell, the way every man talked about theirs- I was just expecting more.
"Also, the way they were portrayed in the romance novels my sister kept hidden under her bed.
"Just, in general, that first time I was expecting something twice the size, glistening and golden, and somehow emitting a special radar that would make me ache deep in my loins."
"It looks like an alien worm"
Many people were less than impressed when they clocked it for the first time.
This woman summed up many of the responses, whilst another chipped in to say that it looked more like "an ugly gnome" than anything else.
"I'm 99% sure this is a prank"
One woman was so unimpressed that she thought the wool was being pulled over her eyes when she saw a penis for the first time.
Others joked that their first responses were "Is that supposed to be hot?" and "Damn that's ugly," with many women very underwhelmed by what they were looking at.
"Thought it was a diseased finger"
Rather than finding out in the bedroom the hard way, this woman stumbled across more than she bargained for whilst browsing the web as a kid.
She said: "I was about ten and saw it on the Internet. Thought it was a diseased finger."
"Did it just wink at me?"
Need we say any more?
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