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Bummer of a tattoo

Lad with etching of a PENIS pointing at his buttocks turns to TV fixers for help

Tattoo Fixers shocked by the outrageous souvenir inking from a trip to Thailand

THE TATTOO Fixers were faced with their worst inking ever when a lad dropped his trousers to reveal and etching of a PENIS going into his bottom.

Travel-lover Lewis told Tattoo Fixers on Holiday he got the outrageous artwork after drinking with his brother on a trip.

A travel-loving Lewis came back from Thailand with more than he bargained for after he got an inking he regretted
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A travel-loving Lewis came back from Thailand with more than he bargained for after he got an inking he regrettedCredit: E4

And he said his sibling even drew in the hair on the testicles himself.

He revealed: “I love travelling. I love seeing the sites, different cultures, the food, the traditions.

“Every time I go on holiday I get a souvenir tattoo of the place I’ve been.

Lewis says that every time he goes away he gets another design to remind him of the exotic locations he's visited - and this time he got a penis on his bum cheek
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Lewis says that every time he goes away he gets another design to remind him of the exotic locations he's visited - and this time he got a penis on his bum cheekCredit: E4

“Some people collect fridge magnets. I collect tattoo.”

But it all went a bit pear-shaped for the 30-year-old after a night on the Thai whisky and Red Bull.

 

He revealed: “I got so drunk with my brother and I woke up two days later.

“Sure enough I had a new souvenir tattoo and needless to say it had nothing to do with Thailand.”

When Lewis appealed to the tattoo fixers for help, they were shocked by his inking but true to form they agreed to transform it into something great
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When Lewis appealed to the tattoo fixers for help, they were shocked by his inking but true to form they agreed to transform it into something greatCredit: E4

Artist Jay and receptionist Paisley were shocked when Lewis revealed his gross tattoo.
Paisley gasped: “Oh my God! You’ve got a d*** going straight in you’re a***hole.”

Jay added: “That is in DEEP!”

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Bizarrely Jay revealed: “I’ve seen a lot of d***s on bums tattoos but that is the deepest by far.”

Then Jay commented: “Nice detail with the hair on the b******s.”

Lewis said: “That’s what my brother did.”

He added that they had let his brother have a go because “It was in a proper tattoo shop but this is Thailand.”

With some creative thinking by the team, they were able to turn Lewis' eyesore into something he could be proud of
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With some creative thinking by the team, they were able to turn Lewis' eyesore into something he could be proud ofCredit: E4

Jay joked: “It’s the biggest d*** I’ve got.”

Lewis suggested Jay cover it with a world with “a plane going through it.”

But Jay laughed: “You want a plane going up your bum!”

Holiday rep Jaimee also revealed a drunken mistake in the show.

Later in the show, the fixers were confronted with another dodgy design chosen by holiday rep Jamiee
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Later in the show, the fixers were confronted with another dodgy design chosen by holiday rep JamieeCredit: E4

Revealing she had been flirting with a “ten out of ten” tattooed lad who asked her to get a tattoo.

After letting him choose where it would go she woke up with the word “sideboob” tattooed on her sideboob.

Tune in to tomorrow's show to find out how they covered up her 'sideboob' tattoo
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Tune in to tomorrow's show to find out how they covered up her 'sideboob' tattooCredit: E4

She said: “The next morning I knew, this has to go.

“The next morning that woke up and thought uh-oh. The worst morning of my life and I’ve woken up next to some states.”

Tattoo Fixers on Holiday is on Tuesday's, at 9pm, on E4

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