This guy won’t stop texting his ex-girlfriend… so her DAD just shut him down in the most epic way
He won't stop begging to speak to his ex.... but the dad is having none of it
A DESPERATE teen who would not stop hassling his ex’s dad has been well and truly put in his place… with a hilarious text exchange and long reel of memes from the middle-aged dad.
It’s not every day that dad jokes are actually funny, but Robert definitely has the last laugh in this exchange – which has been shared on .
As 15-year-old Nathan begs to be able to speak to ex-girlfriend Skylar, whom he claims to be in love with, Robert continues to dash his hopes of any young romance.
You can read the full text exchange below where, to avoid any confusion, we’ve corrected Nathan’s appalling spelling.
He even offers to treat Skylar like a ‘qween’ – that’s one lucky lady.
Nathan: Hey Robert, I’m Skylar’s ex, is there any way I can talk to her please sir?
Dad: No. Put a shirt on also.
N: Please sir I have not talked to her in 2 years.
D: I don’t particularly care about that. Stop messaging me.
N: So you don’t particularly care about your daughter.
And your daughter is old enough to make her own mind if she wants to talk to me she can and if she don’t she don’t have to.
D: Life lessons kiddo… maybe you write these down:
1. Wear a shirt or quit skipping chest day at daycare.
2. Don’t message a girl’s father begging to take to her. It makes you look pathetic.
3. Learn basic spelling and grammar. You’ll never be taken seriously in life if you can’t spell ‘hey’ or ‘daughter’ for example.
4. If a grown a** man tells you that you can’t speak to his daughter, the answer will not change regardless of how many times you ask.
5. She was not your ex, as she never dated you (in the sense that you are barely old enough to wipe your own a**, let alone take a lady on a proper date).
6. Even if she was your ex, it is for a reason. As you age and have real relationships that end, leave them in the past where they belong.
7. NO!
N: Yes she was my ex we dated for a year and the only reason we broke up is because she stopped going to Mike, her real father, when she was 14.
And I’m 15 I know how to wipe my a** and I can take a young lady on a proper date ok.
Unimpressed by Nathan’s relentless texts, Robert decides to completely give up with typing at this point – and instead resorts to talking in memes.
D: How about no.
N: If you give me one reasons me and her should not take then I’ll quit texting you. One good reason.
D: Chances are, Dale disapproves of what you are doing.
N: See you have no good reason why we should not talk. You just don’t like me because you don’t know me.
D: Lol brah, not gonna happen.
N: Why not? Give me one good reason.
(Did he not just send you a list Nathan?)
D: I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the majesty of my beard.
N: See you have no good reason and your daughter should talk to whoever she wants to.
She is not a little kid any more she is a teenager so treat her like one. And you ain’t even her real father.
D: Not impressed.
N: What do I have to do to impress I mean I like your daughter she is pretty, nice, and I want to date her and treat her like the queen she is.
And as a father you should make sure she is happy, let her date guys but just set some rules for both of them about dating.
D: None shall pass.
N: And to tell you the truth, me and your daughter never really broke up.
And treat her like your daughter, not your wife.
D: I’m not saying you have no chance… but you have no chance.
N: Wtf’s that supposed to mean and so you ain’t even going to let your daughter talk to her bf?
D: How about no.
N: Well let me tell her you won’t let me talk or date her so I guess this is bye.
D: Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.
N: Ain’t nobody got time for you.
D: Hooray! No, really. Hooray.
N: Just tell her I said hey and I miss her and tell what she says back then I will never text you again.
D: Stop stop, I’m going to pee!
N: Just tell her my name, Nathan Gray, and tell her I love her and tell me what she says back then I will never text you again.
D: Ok hold on…….
N: Alright.
D: Hahaha… just kidding.
N: N**** wtf.
D: It’s hard on the streets of my upper middle class white neighbourhood.
N: F*** you n****.
D: Whoa watch it fellas… we got a badass over here.
N: B**** go suck a d***.
D: Seriously??? How much paint chips did you eat as a child?
N: How many d*** have you sucked as a child.
D: I didn’t chose the thug life. The thug life chose me.
N: Really n**** though.
At this point, the blokes can’t even decide why they are STILL talking.
D: Really? Really?
N: Yea.
D: Jesus wants to know – why are you still talking?
N: Because I can, why are you still talking?
D: That’s a cool story bro but, let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I’m dealing with.
N: S***. Just tell Skylar I asked about her and bye.
