One woman agreed to help her middle-aged dad set up a dating profile.. and instantly regretted it
The young Australian penned a hilarious post entitled "My dad just announced he’s on Tinder, and it’s really freaking me out"
A HORRIFIED daughter revealed what it's like to help your parents score an online date... and her story will leave you cringing.
Writing anonymously on , the young Australian penned a hilarious post entitled "My dad just announced he’s on Tinder, and it’s really freaking me out", where she shared her awkward story.
The disgusted daughter used the article to share a nightmare conversation she had with her middle-aged father, who ended up telling her way too much about what he was looking for from a potential suitor.
The cringe conversation started when her dad proudly announced over dinner that he was on Tinder, which prompted the woman to ask if he had innocently meant to say Twitter.
But, to her horror, he confirmed that he did mean "the sex one" - and had managed to put together a Tinder profile.
He continued: "I'm trying to work out my bio. I'm really only interested in sex at the moment, so I thought I'd just say 'Not looking for a commitment'.
"Do you think that's OK? Or not specific enough? Some people put in their bios if they're looking for something a bit kinky, but I thought, you know, leave my options open."
The outburst left the poor daughter speechless, who was even more repulsed when her dad started discussing whether he should include some shirtless selfies or not.
And just as things surely couldn't get any worse, he came out with: "If you get matches, you can send other pictures anyway."
The stunned woman wrote: "Oh my God. I somehow woke up this morning as an ordinary person and will now be falling asleep thinking about my dad sending d*** pics."
It's fair to say that the dinnertime conversation left the daughter feeling very uncomfortable - as any child would be if their parents started talking about casual sex.
She finished her post: "The thing is, I really love my dad.
"But he isn't meant to be casual. He doesn't like going to dinner without a collared shirt, for crying out loud.
"And frankly, I'm not sure I love him enough to wish him a lifetime of casual sex with casual Tinder women who are casually kinky. Just casually.
"I DON'T THINK I CAN BE CASUAL ABOUT THAT."
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