Lad with an inking of the word ‘T****whackers’ across his chest tells Tattoo Fixers ‘I don’t know what it means’

A LAD who had a rude phrase tattooed on his chest on a drunken night on holiday has told the Tattoo Fixers he doesn’t even know what it means.

Essex boy Tom has been too embarrassed to go topless since he had “The T***ywhackers” inked above his nipple.

He revealed that the naughty tatt is used by his mates as a chat up line but actually cost him his last girlfriend, after she saw it for the first time.

Talking on Tattoo Fixers on Holiday, the 21-year-old said: “I went out to Kavos last year, thought we’d get a few beers and chill out … and I ended up getting a tattoo that I really regret.

“I don’t know what it means.”

He added: "I don't remember a thing, I wouldn't have got this if I'd been sober."

He told the show:  “My mates use it to pull girls. They go up to them and say “What’s the worst tattoo you’ve ever seen?’

“Then they drag me over then I have to get it out and show them.”

While his friends were getting the girls through his body art, it was having a terrible effect on his own love life.

Tom said: “It doesn’t help me pull the girls at all.

“I was seeing a girl for four months then she stayed over for the first time, she asked what it was and I explained I didn’t have a clue.

“That was the last time I heard from her.”

After showing Sketch, Jay and Alice the bizarre inking  he explained the phrase was supposed to be used like “the dog’s b******s” of the “mutt’s nuts”.

But he added:  “It never caught on.”

Begging them to help he said: “I’m fed up with being the T***ywhacker.”

Sketch came to his rescue by covering the wacky words with a Greek mythology inspired masterpiece.

Talk about getting it off your chest.

Tattoo Fixers on Holiday is on E4 on Tuesday night at 9pm