Jeremy Kyle love triangle leaves viewers baffled as woman picks her pet PIGS over her man
Guest Janey explained to the bewildered host that her 24-stone 'girls' smell of coconut lotion and live in the house
JEREMY Kyle viewers were left stumped today after a guest told the host his wife preferred her two 24-stone pet PIGS to him.
Poor Dave informed Kyle he felt he was always second best to Mika and Molly, and that he and partner Janey were at loggerheads over the porkers.
He explained Janey had bought Mika as a micropig, not expecting her to grow as big as she had.
Dave said they argue constantly about Janey spending all her money on the pigs rather than their relationship.
But Janey wasn't having any of it, arguing: "Nothing is wrong with me – they’re my girls. I didn’t know they were going to get to 24 stone."
The camera then broke away to show footage of the piggys, who were dressed in tutus and sported pretty pink nail varnish on their trotters.
Janey deflected accusations that her pride and joy smelt, telling Kyle: "They smell like coconut lotion."
She told the bemused host he should meet them himself, adding: "You’ll want one when you meet them" before describing herself as ‘pig-ternal’ as opposed to maternal.
She explained: "It’s a word I’ve made up.
"The girls mean everything to me, they’re beautiful. I haven’t got children, these are my girls, I love them."
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Janey threatened that if things went pear-shaped in her marriage to Dave, he would have to be the one to leave as she'd need the house "for the pigs".
Kyle didn't quite know what to make of the couple, and naturally the #925club found the whole episode bizarre.
One viewer tweeted: "This woman on Jeremy Kyle with the pigs has lost the plot."
Another wrote: "A shocking love triange, @jeremykyle? What could be more shocking than a love triangle between man, wife and pigs?"
Thankfully it seems the couple were able to work out their differences.
A tweet from the show stated: "Dave and Janey are still together and happier than ever, @GrahamStainer1 convinced Jez not to buy a micropig just yet."
Watch this space...