Jeremy Kyle tells viewers he hasn’t had sex for ‘nine months, three weeks and three days’ and they are begging for him to stop
Fans plead with someone to 'have sex with Jeremy Kyle' after his constant comments about his lack of love
JEREMY Kyle viewers are begging for someone to sleep with him - after he cranked up the frequent references to his lack of sex.
The single host - who split from wife Carla Germaine last year – even provided a timescale for his dry patch.
He revealed he hadn’t had sex for “nine months, three weeks and three days.”
Not that he’s counting.
The horny host raced through a succession of cheating guests and DNA tests in his show today - but seemed more preoccupied with his own barren lovelife.
When he was faced with a man who claimed to have slept with 1,000 women (it turned out to be 30) it all began to get a bit too much.
He told the audience: “I need to get some tips from him.”
Then he added: “Don’t even put a picture up. I might get insecure. Don’t let him leave the pod in case all the women swoon.”
When Jordan – who claimed women found him irresistible – appeared onstage Jeremy wanted to know how he managed to pull so often.
He added: “As a newly single man - nine months, three weeks, three days, still counting.”
When another guest told him she hadn’t had sex for ages he replied: “I feel your pain.”
He went on: “How long? Nine months …oh no it’s not about me.”
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The 925 club were clearly getting concerned about his lack of love life.
One wrote: “Can someone please have sex with #JeremyKyle He's mentioning how frustrated he is every 2 seconds!”
Another added: “Jeremy Kyle is definitely gagging for it this morning.”
One fan wrote: “Jezza... Not that he's missing his wife or anything.”
Things got even worse when Jezza started dropping smutty innuendos all over the place.
After Jordan compared his bits to a “fruitbowl”, saying it was like “Two oranges and a banana”, Jezza compared himself to “two grapes and a cocktail sausage.”
Another guest’s revelation that her man proposed after a Pizza Hut meal launched him into a full smutfest.
He asked: “Did you have the stuffed crust?”
The added: “You had a meat feast, didn’t you?”
A viewer tweeted: “Jeremy's innuendos are getting really creepy now.”
Another added: “Jezza is being a right sex pest this morning. 9 months without action and the lads like a dog with a bone(r).”
