Self-confessed long time cheater shares advice on how to have an affair and NOT get caught
The advice doesn't just stop at how not to get caught, they also offer hygiene advice and tips on how to find someone to have an affair with.
CHEATING is a topic most people do not take lightly and you may often wonder how people can be unfaithful to their partners and get away with it - well, now a long time adulterer has told the world how they do it.
The Reddit user, who goes by the name midget_porn_aint_bad, has shared their tips on how to cheat and not get caught.
The poster, who appears to be a regular sharer on the forum on the site, wrote: "It only takes one slip up. Here are some tips, to minimise the chance that you get caught red-handed."
The advice doesn't just stop at how not to get caught, they also offer hygiene advice and tips on how to find someone to have an affair with.
1. Chew gum and smell fresh
But try not to be too fresh, or that will raise suspicion too.
He said: "Keep gum in your car at all times. Shower after... but don’t lay on the soap so much that you actually smell GOOD. What guy smells like soap, except for about an hour after showering?"
2. Stick to your story
He advises that people pick a plausible story and and stick to it, no matter what.
He also suggests paying cash when it comes to hotels, food and other expenses even if you don't share a bank account with your partner.
Cash means there is less of a paper trail to prove you have been cheating.
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3. Keep your phone on you at all times
This one one of the most important things, according to midget_porn_aint_bad.
You should keep your phone encrypted and away for your partner in case, you know, they get suspicious and decide to snoop.
He wrote: "Number one way to get caught. Your phone. They’re gold mines to snooping spouses. Get a password on your phone. Make sure it’s encrypted.
"Establish a routine where you don’t just leave it laying around for people to look at. Don’t get wasted, pass out, and leave it open for anyone to see.
"If you suspect there is or will be snooping going on with your phone, throw it in the toilet and say it was an accident. Dead phone, get a new one. Yeah, a good phone is expensive, but not as expensive as a lawyer, divorce settlement, etc."
4. Find a stranger
Part of the cheaters tips include ways to find someone to have an affair with and what not to do.
He suggests you should cheat with someone you don't already know.
So don't start an affair with a friend or work colleague.
He also suggests finding someone who won't tell their friends when looking for the best affair partner.
5. Don't try to outsmart a private investigator
While this cheater may seem like a pro in the game, he does admit there is a risk with cheating and no advice is foolproof.
He concludes: "Getting caught is a risk we all take. It could happen to you, and it could happen to me.
"If your spouse gets a private investigator involved, you are done. You are not smart enough to cover your tracks from an experienced investigator, and neither am I.
"No use crying over spilled milk now. Prepare yourself. You played the game, you lost."