Wife ruthlessly rewrites her cheating husband’s Tinder bio
She's made her partner Mike look pretty silly
WHAT would you do if you discovered your partner was cheating, and had an active Tinder profile?
This scorned wife decided to get revenge on her unfaithful husband, and the dad of her two kids, in the best way - by brutally rewriting his bio.
After discovering the dating app on his phone, the unnamed wife went to town on 29-year-old Mike - insulting his manhood and claiming he had STIs.
Firstly, she replaced his profile picture with an unattractive, close-up shot of him lying on his bed - which makes Mike look a bit like a potato.
She then continued to rewrite his bio, before storming out of the couple's home and leaving Mike for good.
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From what Mike's wife has written, it would appear he had been active on Tinder for quite some while and talking to a number of girls - despite sending them all 'the same generic s***'.
After the hilarious hack, Mike's new and improved Tinder profile reads: "Hey my name is Mike and I'm married with two kids. I have a tiny d*** that is STI infested.
"My wife found my profile if you can't tell and I don't know let that she's talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me.
"I'm a piece of s*** who doesn't give a flying f*** about anyone but myself.
"I have been talking and cheating so long, don't be sad if I don't remember your name because I send the same generic s*** to all you girls.
"Feel free to blow me up with hate mail."
Mike's updated profile has gone viral after being posted on Reddit, where some compared him to a potato.
Others felt Mike looked like unlucky-in-love comedy cartoon character Quagmire, from Family Guy. Giggity!
Sadly, the world is left wondering how this story ends - and what cheating Quagmire (sorry, Mike!) did first.
Did he chase after his wife and attempt to pick up the pieces of their broken marriage or quickly change his Tinder profile back, to avoid missing out on any matches?