Tattoo Fixers punter reveals he got a mistletoe inking above his ‘Christmas baubles’ to impress a girl
TATTOO Fixers are getting festive this week but the inkings are definitely more naughty than nice.
In fact, one embarrassed punter shocks the team by revealing a neatly-drawn bunch of mistletoe – right above his Christmas baubles.
Brendan, from New York, came to see the team to get his cheeky tatt covered up.
And he revealed he had agreed to the tattoo to impress a girl he had a crush on and, amazingly, it worked.
He said: “A friend of mine was running a charity thing when you donate a toy and you get a tattoo for free.
“A girl I really liked who is now my girlfriend wanted to go so we went and now I have the girl, I don’t really fancy the tattoo.”
The gobsmacked team asked if he she had been bowled over by the naughty tattoo.
He added: “She was impressed with the daringness of getting a tattoo that’s not polite. “It’s definitely not kid friendly at all.
Then he revealed his seasonal sprig and Paisley screeched: “Oh my god it’s Mistletoe!”
Jay added: “Right above your c***.”
Receptionist Paisley Billings was relieved when he sat down.
She told him: “I was not going to give you kisses down there.”
Brendan explained he and the girl had now been together a year but they both felt the tattoo had served its purpose.
Artist Jay Hutton swapped the “cheeky mistletoe just above his baubles” for the skyline of Brendan’s home city, the Big Apple, which he called “a little less fruity.”
The American couldn’t have been happier, telling Jay: “This is sick.”
While Brendan's cheeky tatt succeeded in cementing his romance another recent guest lost his love after getting an inking of her initials coming out of the end of a willy.
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And Brendan is far from alone on the festive show when it comes to dodgy tattoos.
There’s also a ginger man who tried to turn himself into a gingerbread man by adding huge buttons to his chest and tum.
Another customer had the Christmas poo from South Park, Mr Hankey, tattooed on his bottom.
Weirdly he wasn’t there to get rid of it – he wanted little poo’s wife and kids added, prompting the best line ever from Alice.
Delighted she said: “I’m dreaming of a sh**e Christmas.”
Nice one.
Tattoo Fixers at Christmas is on E4 on Tuesday at 9pm.
