From Holly Willoughby’s baubles to Robbie Williams’ angels, we reveal what your Christmas tree says about you
Whether it's bright, bling or just plain barking, how you choose to spruce up your festive fir says a lot about you (and your favourite celebs)
CELEBRITIES have been desperately showing off their Christmas trees on social media.
But whose efforts are tree-mendous, whose are fir-ly good and whose are just pine rubbish?
To judge their efforts we enlisted Christmas tree provider to the stars Pines And Needles.
They know how to look after proper A-listers. Last weekend Prince Harry and his girlfriend Meghan Markle popped into their branch in London’s Battersea to pick up a Nordmann Fir.
Here owners Sam and Josh Lyle, left, give the stars’ trees a bauble rating out of five.
They also reveal what their choice of tinsel, fairy and decorations says about them.
Britney Spears
Oops, BRITNEY’s done it again. We’re just not sure about the pink and gold theme.
WHAT IT SAYS: Pink, gold and all those lights are for the pop princess in you.
Lily Allen
The distribution is out, LILY ALLEN has too many lights up top, too few below.
WHAT IT SAYS: You have strong views on everything from the price of turkeys to which festive film is best.
Coleen Rooney
The scary-looking owls on COLEEN ROONEY’s earn this a straight red card for fowl play.
WHAT IT SAYS: You are not afraid to step out from someone else’s shadow.
Emma Bunton
EMMA BUNTON has certainly Spiced things up with rich colours.
WHAT IT SAYS: The baby in you still jumps up and down with excitement at the mere glimpse of Santa Claus.
Ronald Koeman
Red was a bad choice for Everton manager RONALD KOEMAN. He later substituted it for cream.
WHAT IT SAYS: You know how to make changes to improve Christmas and please others.
Jodie Marsh
JODIE MARSH is traditional with candy canes and gingerbread men.
WHAT IT SAYS: You want to win the Christmas Cracker each time. And with those biceps, you probably do.
Mariah Carey
So eager to post her picture after all that decorating, MARIAH CAREY forgot to put her clothes on. Still, that is one almighty tree. What tree? I hear you ask…
WHAT IT SAYS: Diva tendencies mean you want a lot for Christmas.
Holly Willoughby
You’d expect HOLLY WILLOUGHBY’s tree to look great and be covered in baubles.
WHAT IT SAYS: You’re a morning person, which is ideal for when the kids wake up early on Christmas Day.
Sharon Osbourne
Any tree that requires a ladder is a winner. SHARON and KELLY OSBOURNE have the X Factor.
WHAT IT SAYS: You are totally rock ’n’ roll and are not one to hold back.
Geri Horner
F1 wag GERI HORNER’s tree has all the lights to make it go, go, go.
WHAT IT SAYS: You are always rushing around. You need to Stop Right Now before you run out of fuel.
John Terry
Never shy about getting involved, skipper JOHN TERRY added his squad number at Chelsea.
WHAT IT SAYS: It may seem all me, me, me but you like the team spirit.
Cruz Beckham
So much for Beckingham palace, this tree isn’t very Posh. We’re not sure on CRUZ BECKHAM’s hat either.
WHAT IT SAYS: You let your kids dress themselves, and the tree, without help.
Robbie Williams
Angels on the top would have been more appropriate, ROBBIE WILLIAMS.
WHAT IT SAYS: A person who is doing it for the Kids and definitely wants to Entertain You.