Married mum causes outrage on Mumsnet after asking for tips on visiting sex clubs and swinging
A MUMSNET user has caused a stir on the parenting site after she asked fellow mums for tips on going to sex clubs and SWINGING.
The married woman, who goes by the name of Marion, confessed she was cheating on her hubby and wanted to indulge in swinging sex club romps with her “bit on the side”.
But Marion, who is apparently a librarian, admitted that she was stuck about what to wear for the kinky club visit and whether or not she should indulge in sex with strangers during her very first trip.
She wrote on: “Hi, I know this might sound a bit odd and please don’t judge me because this is something I’ve thought about a lot and I’m keen to do...I’d like some tips on going to a sex club with my friend with benefits.
“I’m a married woman with an almost catatonic sex life and my bit on the side wants me to go to a swingers club with him.
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“I'm keen on the idea but would love some tips and advice.
“What does one wear? Should one drink? Should one indulge with others or stay on the side-lines?
“Obviously safe sex is a must.
“I know people will judge these places as sleazy but I'd like to hear from people in the know, not just the judgemental.
“I've looked on websites run by several clubs but would love to hear any hints and tips from normal women who have been to ones in the south of England and any recommendations please.
“I hope I don’t sound like a sex-crazed woman. I’m not.
“I work in my local library... I’m just looking for a bit of spice in my life!”
But many users were left less than impressed with Marion’s antics.
A woman named Anne replied: “Awh Marion. Can't you just read Fifty Shades? Given you work in the library you could just sneak it home some night.”
Adora10 added: “Cheating and swinging, all in one post.
“No advice Marion, I just hope your poor husband knows he's in an open marriage.”
Another added: “MN isn't really the place to be looking for advice on how to cheat on your husband even more than you already are, in all honesty Marion.”
And Montella said: “Marion the married librarian looking to join a swinger's club with her 'bit on the side'.
“There's a novel right there...”
Another user joked: “Well we always wear crotchless knickers and nipple tassels at our local swingers club.
“Drinks usually include sherry or pints of snakebite. Enjoy!”
But BoringUser17 had the advice she was looking for, revealing: “Vanilla Alternative near Bedford. Friendly, mixed crowd of all ages. Go on a Saturday as it is couples only.
“They will show you round on arrival if you say it's your first time.
“Top tip-expect your first visit to just be a bit of a recce to check the place out.
“Everyone expects newbies to be nervous and there are always other newbies there. Have fun!”