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These are the most hilarious British company names ever… from Jean Claude Van Man to florist Back To The Fuchsia

British businesses have pulled out all the stops when deciding on a name

COMPANIES are always looking for a way to stand out from the crowd as they battle for customers.

And giving your business a hilarious name is one way you can be sure it will get noticed.

From the moving company called Jean Claude Van Man to the florist named Back To The Fusica, some pull out all the stops.

There's even a record shop called Vinyl Frontier and a sandwich shop called Feastenders.

And with other amusing signs up and down Britain, these have to be some of the most hilarious shop names ever...

Muscle men

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A future sign...

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A Neighbours fan?

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Wheely funny

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You'll run to this shop

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Place for a 'square' meal

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Not a sinking business

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Key to success

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A very groovy florist

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No broken records

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Something fishy?

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Criminal not to laugh

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