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Tom Jones calls his ‘Wendell’ and Bieber calls his ‘Joey’… celebrity penis names revealed

CELEBS have been giving their penises nicknames – and some of them are hilarious.

Last night, it was revealed that Love Island’s Marcel Sommerville has a cheeky moniker for his manhood.

 Marcel has taken inspiration from his Blazin' Squad days for his pecker's pet name
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Marcel has taken inspiration from his Blazin' Squad days for his pecker's pet nameCredit: Rex Features

Girlfriend Gabby Allen confessed: “Marcel was proper horny last night.

“He got his di*k out and was like waving it at me. He went to me ‘This is Rocky. Rocky B.”

For those who didn’t know, Marcel was part of the Blazin' Squad – and “Rocky B” was his name in the noughties group – but it seems that his willy has now inherited the label.

And it turns out that Marcel isn’t the only celeb with a cheeky tag for his todger…

Justin Bieber

Is it really any surprise that the Biebs has a name for his penis?

And it turns out Justin didn’t even need to come up with a nickname himself – his fans did it for him.

 Bieber's willy has a name inspired by the Guinness Book Of Records
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Bieber's willy has a name inspired by the Guinness Book Of RecordsCredit: Splash News

He previously told The Sunday Times Magazine: “The fans named my penis ‘Jerry’, which is funny.”

Apparently Jerry’s namesake was a guy featured in the Guinness Book Of Records – for his record breaking sized schlong.

Tom Jones

Apparently, Sir Tom likes to refer to his willy as “Wendell”.

Oooer.

 Sex Bomb Tom Jones has nicknamed his todger 'Wendell'
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Sex Bomb Tom Jones has nicknamed his todger 'Wendell'Credit: Fame Flynet

Channing Tatum

Fans were left amused when Channing took part in a AMA [ask me anything] chat and revealed that his meat and two veg went by the not-so-sexy name of “Gilbert”.

We were sure it was going to be “Magic Mike”…

 Channing has given his manhood the moniker 'Gilbert'
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Channing has given his manhood the moniker 'Gilbert'Credit: Getty Images

Macaulay Culkin

Former child star Macaulay disclosed in this book that his man-parts go by the name of “Floyd”.

 Child star Macaulay revealed that his pecker goes by the name of 'Floyd'
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Child star Macaulay revealed that his pecker goes by the name of 'Floyd'Credit: Splash News

Hugh Jackman

Wolverine star Hugh is known for his seriously macho on-screen character – but his willy goes by a rather less masculine moniker.

In fact, Hugh came up with the rather tame name of “Old James Roger” for his todger.

 Hugh's todger goes by the name of 'Old James Roger'
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Hugh's todger goes by the name of 'Old James Roger'Credit: AP:Associated Press

Hunk Hugh explained on Jay Leno’s Tonight show: ““I don’t know why I call him Old James Roger,” he once mused to Jay Leno on the Tonight Show.

“But that’s what I call him. They always seem old to me. Even from a young age, they look old. You know what I mean?”

Harry Styles

The 1D star has a rather cheeky reason behind allegedly pet naming his pecker “Tinie Tempah”.

Brace yourself ladies… it’s "’cos it makes girls pass out…"

 Harry Styles' willy has one of the cheekiest names ever
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Harry Styles' willy has one of the cheekiest names everCredit: Rex Features

Steve-O

Apparently, Jackass stuntman Steve has been calling his willy “Julius” since he was a teenar.

According to , he chose the tag simply because it was a “funny name”.

 Steve-O told Playboy that his meat and two veg went by the name of 'Julius'
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Steve-O told Playboy that his meat and two veg went by the name of 'Julius'Credit: Getty Images - WireImage

Previously, we revealed that Primark are selling £6 Love Island slogan T-shirts.

And that Love Island fans can buy their very own personalised water bottles for £15 on the official app.

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