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From amusing welcome messages to advice for burglars… here are the funniest doormats of all time

These inventive residents know just how to greet guests to their houses

DOOR knockers did a double-take when they spotted these hilarious welcome mats.

The mundane household item is often the first thing you see when you visit someone's house - so these residents decided to get creative with their greetings.

 Here's one not-so-subtle way of getting people to stop visiting
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Here's one not-so-subtle way of getting people to stop visiting

It would almost be a shame to wipe your feet on these fun doormats.

They provide the perfect greeting for your guests... or tell them not to bother coming in.

From clever notices that can be read in different ways, to a note left for the burglars, these designs are bound to make you crack a smile.

Here are some of the best...

Mixed messages

 This doormat reads 'go away' or 'come in' depending on how you look at it
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This doormat reads 'go away' or 'come in' depending on how you look at it

Shout and about

 This household came up with a genius way to solve their broken bell problem
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This household came up with a genius way to solve their broken bell problem

Trouble and strife

 One mischievous husband shamed his wife, kids AND pets in amusing fashion
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One mischievous husband shamed his wife, kids AND pets in amusing fashion

Don't get your knickers in a twist

 This cheeky welcome mat is bound to make anyone in a dress or skirt feel uncomfortable
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This cheeky welcome mat is bound to make anyone in a dress or skirt feel uncomfortable

Location, location, location

 This greeting message lets you know that you have reached your destination
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This greeting message lets you know that you have reached your destination

The name game

 Nice to meet you Mat! Next up, say hello to Mr Doors
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Nice to meet you Mat! Next up, say hello to Mr Doors

A little problem

 Only The Borrowers would be able to wipe their muddy feet on this miniature doormat
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Only The Borrowers would be able to wipe their muddy feet on this miniature doormat

Stealing the thunder

 This one should help to divert the burglars!
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This one should help to divert the burglars!

Anti-social behaviour

 This anti-social neighbour came up with the perfect way to get a bit of interaction throughout the day
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This anti-social neighbour came up with the perfect way to get a bit of interaction throughout the day

Pawsome!

 Let's hope this cute pup didn't forget to wipe his paws on the way in
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Let's hope this cute pup didn't forget to wipe his paws on the way in

This teacher rules

 A maths teacher thought this was the most appropriate doormat he could buy
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A maths teacher thought this was the most appropriate doormat he could buy

Swipe right!

 Apparently, this doormat enjoys its job of getting rid of dirty mess
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Apparently, this doormat enjoys its job of getting rid of dirty mess

These aren't the only signs to make people giggle in recent months.

Here are some notices that offer extremely basic instructions... with hilarious results.

And take a look at 15 of the funniest signs places have used to advertise booze.

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