Randy pig goes on the run for four days… in desperate bid to find love

THIS ham-orous porker has done a runner from her farm — in a desperate attempt to find a boyfriend.

Saddleback Miss Piggy dis­appeared four days ago and there have been no sightings.

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Now worried farmer Dave Avery has posted a video of her on ­YouTube to help track her down.

He said: “She escaped looking for a male, but I’d really like her back.”

Eleven-month-old Miss Piggy, worth £200, disappeared from the farm in Mapledurham, near Reading.

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Dave added: “She’s black and white and not far off fully grown.

“There’s about £200 worth of meat on her anyway — she won’t really get any bigger now. She always comes running when anyone shouts, ‘Come on’ as she thinks there’s food.

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“I only keep 12 pigs, so I’m down to 11 now. I hope to get her back.”

Lovelorn Miss Piggy recently gave birth to a piglet which Dave is keeping.

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He said: “He’s bec­ome a pet and doesn’t live with the others ­as they rejected him. So we keep him.”

Adult pigs can run at 11mph and have a good sense of direction.