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The erotic carp calendar you never knew you needed is here in time for Christmas

The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar features a series of naked and scantily-clad women holding — you guessed it — carp

LOVE women and fishing? You're in for a treat. 

The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar, designed to "make men's hearts beat faster", is exactly what it says on the tin — a calendar full of models holding carp against their naked and semi-naked bodies.

The perfect Christmas gift? Carp calendar comes out just in time for festive season
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The perfect Christmas gift? Carp calendar comes out just in time for festive seasonCredit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET
The bizarre calendar was created by Hendrik Pöhler
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The bizarre calendar was created by Hendrik PöhlerCredit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET
November is even themed for the audience in the United States
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November is even themed for the audience in the United StatesCredit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET
The calendar has a five-star rating on Amazon
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The calendar has a five-star rating on AmazonCredit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET

Created by Hendrik Pöhler, it features a series of gorgeous women in various seductive poses with carp in their hands.

The is available from Amazon for £16.90, and currently has a five-star product rating.

The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar can be purchased for just £16.90
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The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar can be purchased for just £16.90Credit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET
The curious calendar has been a hit online already
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The curious calendar has been a hit online alreadyCredit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET
Creator Hendrik Pöhler says no carp were harmed in the making of his calendar
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Creator Hendrik Pöhler says no carp were harmed in the making of his calendarCredit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET
The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar costs just £16.90, and is available on Amazon
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The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar costs just £16.90, and is available on AmazonCredit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET

Writing in the product description, Pöhler insisted the carp were well looked after during the fishy photo shoot, if any animal-lovers have doubts: "During the photo shoot, two competent caretakers ensured that our scaly protagonists were well taken care of.

"Of course, it was also important to ensure that our enchanting human models felt as comfortable as possible in both wet and dry scenes.

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Saucy scenes ... the 12-month calendar features a variety of sexy women, with one thing in common — carp
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Saucy scenes ... the 12-month calendar features a variety of sexy women, with one thing in common — carpCredit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET

"The impressive result of the photo shoot is twelve formidable and unmissable images for the 2017 Carponizer carp calendar.

"This calendar is a true 'must have' for any passionate angler and lover of fish.

The calendar was designed by Pöhler to 'make men's hearts beat faster'
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The calendar was designed by Pöhler to 'make men's hearts beat faster'Credit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET

"These moments are aesthetically and artfully staged in the 2017 Carp Calendar, and don't just appeal to anglers in particular — they're perfect as purposeful wall décor too.

"Whether for yourself or as a tasteful gift: the 2017 Carponizer carp calendar will not only make men's hearts beat faster."

Pöhler hopes the calendar will be popular with Brits, as the world's biggest angling community is in the UK
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Pöhler hopes the calendar will be popular with Brits, as the world's biggest angling community is in the UKCredit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET

Speaking to The Sun, German author Pöhler said he was sure his calendar would be a big hit with Brits, as the UK is home to the biggest carp community across the globe.

Over 15,000 people follow the Carponizer Facebook page, proving the combination of carp and beautiful women is not a niche interest.

So, if carp and beautiful women are your thing, what are you waiting for?

Carpalicious ... Pöhler says his 2017 carp calendar doesn't just appeal to anglers, and can be used as 'purposeful wall décor too'
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Carpalicious ... Pöhler says his 2017 carp calendar doesn't just appeal to anglers, and can be used as 'purposeful wall décor too'Credit: RAPHAEL FARAGGI/CARPONIZER.NET
The calendar has been described as a 'must have' for any 'passionate angler or lover of fish'
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The calendar has been described as a 'must have' for any 'passionate angler or lover of fish'

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