The erotic carp calendar you never knew you needed is here in time for Christmas
The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar features a series of naked and scantily-clad women holding — you guessed it — carp
LOVE women and fishing? You're in for a treat.
The 2017 Carponizer carp calendar, designed to "make men's hearts beat faster", is exactly what it says on the tin — a calendar full of models holding carp against their naked and semi-naked bodies.
Writing in the product description, Pöhler insisted the carp were well looked after during the fishy photo shoot, if any animal-lovers have doubts: "During the photo shoot, two competent caretakers ensured that our scaly protagonists were well taken care of.
"Of course, it was also important to ensure that our enchanting human models felt as comfortable as possible in both wet and dry scenes.
"The impressive result of the photo shoot is twelve formidable and unmissable images for the 2017 Carponizer carp calendar.
"This calendar is a true 'must have' for any passionate angler and lover of fish.
"These moments are aesthetically and artfully staged in the 2017 Carp Calendar, and don't just appeal to anglers in particular — they're perfect as purposeful wall décor too.
"Whether for yourself or as a tasteful gift: the 2017 Carponizer carp calendar will not only make men's hearts beat faster."
Speaking to The Sun, German author Pöhler said he was sure his calendar would be a big hit with Brits, as the UK is home to the biggest carp community across the globe.
Over 15,000 people follow the Carponizer Facebook page, proving the combination of carp and beautiful women is not a niche interest.
So, if carp and beautiful women are your thing, what are you waiting for?
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