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Theresa May pulls out a couple of Christmas crackers as Jeremy Corbyn fails to land any blows over social care crisis in final PMQs of 2016

There was a festive feel to the final showdown of the year, and from the holes on the green benches, it seems plenty of MPs are already in the holiday mood

THERE was a festive feel to the final showdown of the year between the PM and Jeremy Corbyn, and from the holes on the green benches, it seems plenty of MPs are already in the holiday mood.

Straight out of the blocks Labour’s Peter Dowd got them sniggerring by asking if the PM regretted “pencilling FO next” to Boris Johnson’s name, rather than offering it an instruction after his “chronic foot and mouth disease”.

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The final PMQs of the year was a lively affairCredit: PA:Press Association

But Mrs May had a Christmas cracker of her own.

An unscripted PM hit back claiming BoJo is a “FFS - a Fine Foreign Secretary”, even after his boozy barb last night about her wearing Lederhosen.

Any other three letter acronym she had in mind, was completely coincidental.

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Theresa May slapped down jokes about Boris JohnsonCredit: PA:Press Association

Eagle eyed Twitter users quickly pointed out that this was not even the first FFS dropped at PMQs - David Cameron used it in June 2015 to hammer Labour’s FFS: full fiscal shambles.”

As Aleppo burns, our MPs speak in riddles and code.

Who could forgive voters looking at this and simply asking WTF?

Once they had got festive niceties out of the way, PMQs turned into an good old fashioned bun fight.

At last Mr Corbyn left his spoon at home when turning up the weekly knife fight.

And his new found enthusiasm got the PM fired up too, when in recent weeks she has lacked the flare and passion much needed to command the Commons.

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Jeremy Corbyn pressed the PM on social careCredit: PA:Press Association

Shredding each other over Social Care and more money for the elderly, we got a glimpse into the guiding principles of the pair.

While Theresa May believes that a lack of funds is only ever part of the problem and can actually drive efficiency, Mr Corbyn’s solution is to put up tax on businesses, obviously.

“Get a grip and fund it properly,” the Labour leader yelled, with his sternest Paddington stare.

Tell your mates to call off their train strike, Mrs May hit back.

Through the all the noise and shouting, somethings never change.

And that was that for 2016…

SCORE: Theresa May 5 : 1 Jeremy Corbyn

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