I’m Britain’s ‘dullest man’ – I spent months creating a calendar featuring my favourite allotments
BRITAIN’S dullest man has dug deep for his latest mind-numbing calendar — featuring his favourite allotments.
Kevin Beresford spent months touring his home town to visit and photograph public veg plots.
Calendar highlights include December featuring Astwood Bank allotments in Redditch, Worcs, with stunning views of the Malvern Hills.
May’s pick is Dolphin Road allotments, where plotholders have turned old baths and loos into planters.
Kevin, 71, said: “I used to think people who do allotments were weird and dull but when you get talking to them, it’s pretty good.
"They’re eco-warriors.
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“They don’t just grow plants, they’re into bee hives. They’re digging for victory.
"They’re very relaxing places.
“Astwood Bank is the best, got to be the finest in Redditch.”
Dull Men’s Club member Kevin has also produced a second 2024 calendar of his favourite waste and recycling centres.
Previous years’ efforts celebrated car parks, roundabouts, village notice boards and even Man City star Jack Grealish’s calves.
Kevin said: “Artists have always focused on the mundane.
"Van Gogh would paint his pipe on the chair.
"I am the ambassador of the mundane. I’m the dullest man in Britain.”