I’m in love with AMBULANCES and romp with emergency vehicles – but not VWs as they’re ugly and hurtful

A PETROL station worker caught having sex with an ambulance has said they’re in a polygamous relationship with them – romping numerous vehicles and even taking their name.

Dominik Chvátal, from Prague, Czechia, was only 13 when they fell in love with emergency vehicles, with their fascination turning sexual just two years later.

Now Dominik, who identifies as non-binary, takes the name Sanitka Mercedes – Sanitka being the Czech word for ambulance.

And believing themselves to be an ambulance, they’re in a polygamous relationship with other emergency vehicles – but only the Mercedes ones.

The 22-year-old said: “I chose the name myself. Because that’s how I feel. I am a car trapped in human form.”

But Sanitka says it’s not just sex – they have conversations too.

Asked what makes an ambulance attractive, they said: “Actually, it’s everything in terms of appearance, from wheels to lights. It’s love.

“We talk about everything that is normally talked about, it depends on what topic comes to mind – we talk like people do.

“And it is possible to have sex – the ambulance has many places where you can have a sexual act.

“It has several openings: the exhaust, the door handles, the front, and a lot in the chassis too.”

Sanitka has been diagnosed with objectophilia – a condition characterised by sexual or romantic attraction focused on particular inanimate objects.

In their case, it’s very specific – only Mercedes-made ambulances.

And though they like other cars, that’s purely platonic.

Volkswagens, for example, are a major turn-off.

Sanitka said: “I love only Mercedes emergency vehicles – all Mercedes ambulances.

“Volkswagens are ugly and mainly hurt Mercedes cars. They laugh when something hurts or bothers them.”

Sanitka is well aware that having sex with an ambulance in public is a risky business.

The petrol station worker revealed he has gotten into trouble quite often.

“One time paramedics rushed me, and despite my diagnosis, they called the police and I was taken to talk to a psychiatrist,” they said.

But Sanitka has learned to be discrete.

“They don’t even know about me anymore, that I walk around their depots,” they said.

“There is one company that has Mercedes ambulances and they directly allow me to go to them and have sex with Mercedes ambulances.”

For now, marriage is off the table for Sanitka, but he plans on maybe tying the knot overseas.

“Unfortunately, it is not possible in the Czech Republic,” they said.

“But perhaps it is in America – in Czechia, they say that America is a land of unlimited possibilities.”

Sanitka’s family has come to accept them as they are.

“My family reconciled after a long time and my friends understand and support me,” they said.

“I have no problem going public with it. It is harmless – I am not harming anyone.”