Rhian Sugden, Jane Moore and Sun writers share what they would do if they were Prime Minister for a day

EVERYONE likes to fantasise about being PM like Theresa May – even odds-on loser Jeremy Corbyn.

So we asked some Sun favourites what they would do if they were Prime Minister for a day.

Here, GRANT ROLLINGS and KARA DOLMAN reveal the personal manifestos.

Rhian Sugden

Model

I WOULD make sure there was a Bank Holiday at least once a month, scrap all parking fines and jail anyone who doesn’t bag up their dog’s poo.

More prisons would be built and I would decriminalise certain drugs to avoid cannabis users taking up the space we need for jailing paedophiles and murderers.

Teachers would be given back their authority, allowing them to shout at pupils. I’d bring back the cane.

Finally, I would enforce a ban on people walking and texting at the same time.

Jane Moore

Sun Columnist

POLICY No1: outlaw anyone over the age of 12 wearing Crocs.

Then I’d scrap hospital parking charges, force holiday companies to have blanket pricing across the year, make all large companies take a set quota of work experience kids, make everyone have one day off a month to volunteer in the community and send repeat- offending teenagers on an Army training course.

But most of all, I’d bring back grammar schools. Then I’d pour money into more vocational schools too.

Alex James

Blur bassist

DOWNING Street wouldn’t be practical for me. I’d have to set up shop at Chequers, the PM’s massive country residence, as I’ve got five kids.

I’d jump into a chopper with a Union Flag paint job. Then I’d call the FA and threaten to dissolve them if they don’t sort themselves out.

My legacy would be bringing in a longer lunch break. I’d end the day with a kebab to show I haven’t lost touch with reality.

Then I’d climb in the chopper and head back to the castle.

Joely Chilcott

Fabulous Daily Editor

I WOULD abolish the pink tax. Women shouldn’t have to pay extra to get their razors in a sickening shade of fuchsia.

I’d bring forward the end of the tampon tax.

And I would call for any ­businesses enforcing a dress code inclusive of a full face of make-up and heels to spend a day in our shoes. Literally.

Funding for childcare would be increased – and everyone gets their birthday off work.

Tony Parsons

Sun Columnist

I WOULD do my best to promote the controversial idea that this country should be run for the benefit of the people who built it.

This would mean making it illegal to send British troops to fight in conflicts where British lives are not threatened.

It would mean ending the farce of sending £12billion in foreign aid every year. And it would mean declaring June 23 – the date we voted to free ourselves from Brussels – a ­national holiday.