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Hilarious sign fails from around the world from fowl phrases in cafes to bog-standard English in toilets

Priceless gaffes in poorly translated foreign notices from around the world

IT’S the sign of the crass — hilarious gaffes in these ­foreign notices.

One fast-food joint in the Philippines is guilty of fowl language as it dishes up “chicken of your mother”.

 You may have enjoyed the breast as a child but now it is time to grow up
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You may have enjoyed the breast as a child but now it is time to grow upCredit: Web Sourced
 Looks like they can spell as well as they can build wheelchair ramps
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Looks like they can spell as well as they can build wheelchair rampsCredit: Web Sourced
 Best to skip feeding the ducks
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Best to skip feeding the ducksCredit: Web Sourced

Another venue seems ideal for a tot of alcohol as it offers “child beer”. A third threatens “marinated rape”.

Meanwhile, loos in one Oriental establishment warn they are “free of washing” and in another: “Toilet button is on your back side”.

It’s definitely not bog- ­standard English.

 No need to carry your ID if you're heading to this boozer
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No need to carry your ID if you're heading to this boozerCredit: Web Sourced
 Does what it says on the tin
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Does what it says on the tinCredit: Web Sourced
 Yea good luck with that
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Yea good luck with thatCredit: Web Sourced
 Well needed after trying to break down that wall
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Well needed after trying to break down that wallCredit: Web Sourced
 Discounted as they are obviously having difficulty shifting it
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Discounted as they are obviously having difficulty shifting itCredit: Web Sourced
 At least they remembered to include 'please'
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At least they remembered to include 'please'Credit: Web Sourced
 Worrying that they need a sign for this particular issue
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Worrying that they need a sign for this particular issueCredit: Web Sourced