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Randy pair urged to close windows on hot summer night as having sex sounds like ‘large excitable pig’

A neighbour in Stapleford, Notts, slammed the randy two for not considering others 'who also have their windows open'

A RANDY couple have been shamed by a neighbour who claimed their noisy romps sound like “a very large excitable pig”.

The fed-up resident exposed the couple’s antics in a fuming post on Facebook.

 A randy pair in Stapleford, Notts, have been slammed for sounding like a 'large excitable pig' by residents who could hear them through open windows
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A randy pair in Stapleford, Notts, have been slammed for sounding like a 'large excitable pig' by residents who could hear them through open windowsCredit: Alamy

It slammed the lovers for leaving their windows open and disturbing locals on hot summer nights.

And it suggested they close the windows or “at least make sounds the rest of us can appreciate”.

The message was posted in a group for residents of Stapleford, Notts, which has more than 11,800 members.

The anonymous neighbour wrote: “I know the heat and sunshine makes us all a bit horny.

 The fuming neighbour said: 'I enjoy listening to a good romp as much as the next person' but 'close your windows' and compared the noise to the sound a pig makes
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The fuming neighbour said: 'I enjoy listening to a good romp as much as the next person' but 'close your windows' and compared the noise to the sound a pig makesCredit: Caters News Agency

“But please think about all your very close neighbours who also have their windows open!

“And before anyone gets on at me for moaning, I enjoy listening to a good romp as much as the next person.

"But she sounded like a cross between a donkey giving birth and a very large excitable pig!

"So please, next time, close your windows.”

Members of the online group praised the “hilarious” complaint.

One user said: “I’m sorry but this made me LOL.”

But a friend replied: “You wouldn’t be LOL when you listen to it, believe me. Trust me, we need earplugs.”

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