Furious local leaves note on badly parked car warning its owner: ‘I’ve rubbed my nuts on your door handle’
The testy note was left on the windscreen of a parked car in Argyle Road in Whitstable, Kent
A RAGING resident got revenge on the driver of a badly parked car by claiming to have rubbed his "nuts" on the vehicle's door handles.
He even went to the trouble of leaving a hilarious note warning the driver of his weird vengeance.
Passersby couldn't resist snapping the note on the windscreen and posting it to social media.
The message reads: "You park like S***!! was you Drunk
"Ps I've rubbed my NUTS on your Door Handles".
The testy message was placed on a car blocking a large part of the pavement of Argyle Road in Whitstable, Kent.
It's not clear who the author of the impassioned post script is, or if they really did go through with their promised retribution in full view of the residential road.
Jason Hazeley posted a picture of the note on Twitter with the caption: "Sensational scenes in Whitstable."
Some people who saw the post even speculated that the note's author was actually female.
Rob Manuel replied: "I'm a nuts truther and I reckon that's a woman.
"I think a bloke would say they've rubbed their b*****d on the door handle as it would be both easier and generally speaking, more awful."
Other sceptics agreed that the author was probably a woman, but for less obscene reasons.
One wrote: "Not having it. No man would ever dot the 'I' with a circle."
But some people were more interested in the sketchy spelling scrawled on the paper.
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Mog O'Neill said: "Personally I'm more annoyed with the really terrible grammar."
But Sean Callaghan countered: "Do you know how hard it is to write in the Queen's English while livid with one hand and frantically rubbing one's nuts on the cold steel of an SUV with the other?"
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