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These hilarious children’s drawings look very rude – from an unusual whistle to an extremely friendly monkey and lion

Kids' paintings and sketches can be side-splittingly funny in all kinds of ways, from careless captions to rude resemblances

PABLO Picasso famously said it took him a lifetime to learn to paint like a child.

But as these pictures show, kids' drawings can fall hilariously short of fine art.

 Children's drawings can sometimes end up looking a little bit more adult than intended
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Children's drawings can sometimes end up looking a little bit more adult than intendedCredit: Splitpics.uk

Some sketches look obscene to grown ups in a way that more innocent children thankfully can't see.

For example, happy animals frolicking together in a certain position can end up appearing completely beastly to adults.

Or sometimes it's the sloppy handwriting or spelling that causes shocked teachers and parents to do a double-take.

Here's our gallery on some of the funniest crayon creations.

Monkey business

 This lion and bear look to be a little bit too friendly
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This lion and bear look to be a little bit too friendlyCredit: Splitpics.uk

Four letter 'F' word

 In fairness, it's a completely valid answer
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In fairness, it's a completely valid answerCredit: Splitpics.uk

Absolute corker

 Not what you want your kid writing in a school project
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Not what you want your kid writing in a school projectCredit: Splitpics.uk

Lewd lighthouse

 At least, you'd hope that's what it's supposed to be...
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At least, you'd hope that's what it's supposed to be...Credit: Splitpics.uk

Devil child... or parent

 Not entirely sure if the demonic face is the kid being yelled at or the mum doing the yelling
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Not entirely sure if the demonic face is the kid being yelled at or the mum doing the yellingCredit: Splitpics.uk

Take a long hard look

 You'll need to if you want to work out whatever this one's supposed to be
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You'll need to if you want to work out whatever this one's supposed to beCredit: Splitpics.uk

Jurassic dark

 This kid's vision of a tyrannical T-Rex reign is absolutely terrifying
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This kid's vision of a tyrannical T-Rex reign is absolutely terrifyingCredit: Splitpics.uk

Very personal hygeine

 The advice is good, but the accompanying image doesn't really look like a tap...
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The advice is good, but the accompanying image doesn't really look like a tap...Credit: Splitpics.uk

Trumping triumph

 Just look at the expression on her face
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Just look at the expression on her faceCredit: Splitpics.uk

Bon appétit

 That's no way to speak about your dad, or his cooking
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That's no way to speak about your dad, or his cookingCredit: Splitpics.uk

Cutting caption

 Well, it is a lovely drawing of a pair of scissors, but it's also a pretty crude drawing of something else entirely
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Well, it is a lovely drawing of a pair of scissors, but it's also a pretty crude drawing of something else entirelyCredit: Splitpics.uk

Anti-smoking advice

 Aiden's truly petrifying anti-smoking advice is enough to make anyone think twice about sparking up
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Aiden's truly petrifying anti-smoking advice is enough to make anyone think twice about sparking upCredit: Splitpics.uk

Dreadful dentist

 This looks like the worst trip to the dentist ever, complete with a sadistic Santa
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This looks like the worst trip to the dentist ever, complete with a sadistic SantaCredit: Splitpics.uk

Breast day ever

 Day one for this child was memorable for two things
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Day one for this child was memorable for two thingsCredit: Splitpics.uk

Fishy murmaid

 This mythical creature lures sailors to the depths by singing its siren wrong
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This mythical creature lures sailors to the depths by singing its siren wrongCredit: Splitpics.uk

Life's a beach

 Cameron's sweary tribute to the seaside is shore to have shocked his teacher
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Cameron's sweary tribute to the seaside is shore to have shocked his teacherCredit: Splitpics.uk

Put on a brave face

 When God was giving out faces, this one probably wasn't near the front of the queue, but it's nice to be thankful all the same
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When God was giving out faces, this one probably wasn't near the front of the queue, but it's nice to be thankful all the sameCredit: Splitpics.uk

Misfire

 This firefighter must have been especially brave to take on the blaze without any equipment
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This firefighter must have been especially brave to take on the blaze without any equipmentCredit: Splitpics.uk

Off his head

 An extremely distressing premonition to find on a child's whiteboard
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An extremely distressing premonition to find on a child's whiteboardCredit: Splitpics.uk

Darth saviour

 The Lord moves in mysterious ways
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The Lord moves in mysterious waysCredit: Splitpics.uk

Tractor beaming

 Nothing puts a smile on this kid's face like an alien invasion
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Nothing puts a smile on this kid's face like an alien invasionCredit: Splitpics.uk

Rough sketch

 Maybe the teacher will look less monstrous after a few more lessons
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Maybe the teacher will look less monstrous after a few more lessonsCredit: Splitpics.uk

Keeping up with the Hulk

 This seems like a bit of an overreaction from the Hulk
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This seems like a bit of an overreaction from the HulkCredit: Splitpics.uk

Brushed off

 The more offensive companion of the factual floss
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The more offensive companion of the factual flossCredit: Splitpics.uk


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