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Humourless officials banned 87 firm names including Knickers Knackers Knockers, T*T Tech and Stop Making Everything S**t for being too rude

Companies House banned the names from the public register of firms in 2018 after officials deemed them too offensive

BUSINESS authorities  rejected dozens of prospective company names last year for being  too rude — including Knickers Knackers Knockers and Stop Making Everything S**t.

Companies House banned 87 names in 2018 after officials deemed them too offensive.

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Companies House banned 87 names in 2018 after officials deemed them too offensiveCredit: Alamy
Some of the names that Companies House didn't allow on the register

Tit Technology, Purple Helmet Motorbikes, Royal Nuts Ltd, Cat S**t Coffee and  Feck I.T. Networks Ltd were among other firms forced to choose an alternative name.

A spokesman for Companies House — the UK’s register for limited firms — said: “The index  is a publicly available statutory register and it’s important that it is not abused by being used to register offensive names.

“A company must not be registered by a name if, in the opinion of the Secretary of State, its use by the company would be offensive.”

Other businesses with a quirky name falling foul of the rules were Crap Limited, T*ts on Bikes, Cocks on Socks and AnusBeauty.

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The owners of Panda Knob Ink  also had to go back to the drawing board.

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