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Roy Hodgson quits after England team humiliated by minnows at Euro 2016

Nation famed for cod fishing left Three Lions England fans reeling

DISMAL England suffered a humiliating 2-1 defeat at the hands of soccer minnows Iceland last night.

A nation famed for cod fishing left England fans reeling — and sent Roy Hodgson’s multi-millionaire superstars packing from EURO 2016 in shame.

 Codswallop . . . Roy quits after worst defeat in nations history
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Codswallop . . . Roy quits after worst defeat in nations historyCredit: PA:Press Association
 A glum looking England fanzone
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A glum looking England fanzoneCredit: PA:Press Association
 We know the feeling ... young fan gets an early taste of life as an England supporter
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We know the feeling ... young fan gets an early taste of life as an England supporterCredit: PA:Press Association
 Going home... England fans prepare for the long haul back to Blighty
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Going home... England fans prepare for the long haul back to BlightyCredit: Getty Images
 The bus arrives to take England flops home
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The bus arrives to take England flops homeCredit: Reuters
 The loser squad lands in the UK at midday
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The loser squad lands in the UK at middayCredit: PA:Press Association
 England players looked sullen this morning
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England players looked sullen this morningCredit: PA:Press Association
 Inconsolable ... Three Lions fans had no idea just how bad their national team would be
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Inconsolable ... Three Lions fans had no idea just how bad their national team would beCredit: PA:Press Association

Blundering Hodgson — whose team limped into the knockout phase behind Wales — resigned straight after the match after overseeing the most humiliating defeat in the nation’s history.

Quitting after the pathetic performance, Hodgson said: “I am sorry it will have to end this way, but these things happen.”

In the stands, Wayne Rooney's six-year-old son Kai showed more passion than the entire England eleven put together as he watched his dad's team fall apart at the seams.

The national team's lion mascot was snapped being lobbed in the back of a lorry as the team prepares to travel home to face the music.

 No satisfaction... Rolling Stone Mick Jagger watches the Three Lions whimper out
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No satisfaction... Rolling Stone Mick Jagger watches the Three Lions whimper outCredit: EPS
 Fifty years of hurt . . . fans inconsolable as Three Lions crash out yet again
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Fifty years of hurt . . . fans inconsolable as Three Lions crash out yet again
 Bum note... England's fan band look flat after defeat
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Bum note... England's fan band look flat after defeatCredit: Getty Images
 'Siri...where is Iceland?' Dele Alli's girlfriend watches from the stands
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'Siri...where is Iceland?' Dele Alli's girlfriend watches from the standsCredit: News Group Newspapers Ltd
 The mystery brunette will be comforting Alli after his hapless team crashed out of the Euros
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The mystery brunette will be comforting Alli after his hapless team crashed out of the EurosCredit: News Group Newspapers Ltd
 Not having a party... Jamie Vardy and wife Rebekah after the game
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Not having a party... Jamie Vardy and wife Rebekah after the gameCredit: News Group Newspapers Ltd

Within minutes the internet reacted with memes taking aim at the inept millionaire footballers and their useless gaffer.

Celebrity fans, including Rolling Stone's legend Mick Jagger, were in Nice to witness the woeful performance.

Heavy weight champ Tyson Fury stepped out of the stadium looking glum but did his best to cheer up fellow England fans with dance moves and high fives.

He even joked with victorious Iceland fans on the streets of Nice.

There was more misery after the final whistle for fans who had forked out thousands to cheer on the feckless players.

Transport strikes and demonstrations across France meant travel chaos and missed flights adding to the suffering.

 Captain Wayne Rooney gave the Three Lions an early lead against a nation with a population smaller than Coventry. But both he and son Kai held their heads in their hands as England’s flops lost.
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Captain Wayne Rooney gave the Three Lions an early lead against a nation with a population smaller than Coventry. But both he and son Kai held their heads in their hands as England’s flops lost.Credit: The Digital South Ltd
 Bitter . . . anguished England supporters see game in a Birmingham pub
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Bitter . . . anguished England supporters see game in a Birmingham pubCredit: Caters News Agency
 Tyson infuriated... Heavy weight champ walks through Nice after England loss
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Tyson infuriated... Heavy weight champ walks through Nice after England loss
 The big man did all he could to cheer up glum fans
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 The big man did all he could to cheer up glum fansCredit: DARREN FLETCHER
 The heavyweight champ even joked with victorious Iceland fans
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The heavyweight champ even joked with victorious Iceland fansCredit: DARREN FLETCHER

England fan Grey Burn, 22, from Manchester said: "It means more misery for all of us.

“I’ve just heard it’s been cancelled, so have no idea when I’m going to get home.

“It’s hard to see how things can get worse.”

Trams and taxis refused to run in the city as fed up England fans left the stadium.

Frustration turned to violence in a Paris fan zone as a scrap broke out in the French capital.

Bookies have slashed the odds on England U-21 gaffer Gareth Southgate to become Hodgson's successor.

William Hill has him favourite at 6-4.

Outside bets include Glenn Hoddle, with odds dropping to 4-1 second-favourite Alan Shearer now 8-1, Eddie Howe 8-1 and Harry Redknapp, 10-1.

 

England got off to a dream start when recalled under-fire winger Raheem Sterling won a penalty after being hauled down after just three minutes.

Skipper Wayne Rooney stepped up to slot home the spot-kick - and England fans started to dream of a stress-free evening.

However, just over a minute later Iceland were level.

Woeful defending of a long throw-in by Kyle Walker allowed Ragnar Sigurdsson to burst through unchallenged and smash home the equaliser.

England fans outnumbered their Icelandic rivals by four to one inside the 36,000-capacity Allianz Riviera in Nice.

But the Three Lions supporters were silenced by a footballing horror show in the 18th minute.

 Six years of hurt... Kai Rooney watches his dad and his teammates fall apart on the pitch
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Six years of hurt... Kai Rooney watches his dad and his teammates fall apart on the pitchCredit: SPORTSPHOTO LTD
 Kai tries to will them into action but shows more passion than the entire team put together
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Kai tries to will them into action but shows more passion than the entire team put togetherCredit: EPA
 Dad...where even is Iceland?
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Dad...where even is Iceland?Credit: PA:Press Association Images

 

 Nail biter . . . Kai Rooney and mum Coleen watch anxiously from stands
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Nail biter . . . Kai Rooney and mum Coleen watch anxiously from stands

More sloppy defending let striker Kolbeinn Sigthorsson fire off a hopeful 20-yard shot which goalkeeper Joe Hart could only palm timidly into his own net.

The goal sent stunned fans of the supposed no-hopers — population 330,000 — into dreamland.

Hodgson’s stunned stars continued to look shaky and were booed off at half-time by their fans.

The second half proved little better — with Iceland comfortably dealing with sporadic bursts of pressure from a clueless England.

 

 They threw it all away...and the internet reacted
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They threw it all away...and the internet reacted
 Twitter took aim at Roy and his feckless team
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Twitter took aim at Roy and his feckless team
 Others pointed out the gulf in wealth between the two teams
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Others pointed out the gulf in wealth between the two teamsCredit: Twitter
 A joke petition called for a rematch
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A joke petition called for a rematch

Their heroes in blue could even have made it three, with Hart having to produce a couple of saves one-on-one.

Jack Wilshere, Jamie Vardy and, four minutes from the end, Man United teenager Marcus Rashford were all introduced by a desperate Hodgson but to no avail.

Hodgson’s failure follows a disastrous World Cup in Brazil two years ago, where England crashed out after just two games with one point.

The 68-year-old £3.5million-a-year team boss was the highest-paid coach at Euro 2016.

He earns more than ten times the wage of Iceland co-manager Heimir Hallgrimsson, a part-time dentist from the tiny fishing island of Heimaey.

 Vard to bear . . . dejected Jamie
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Vard to bear . . . dejected JamieCredit: PA:Press Association

Hallgrimsson said after the game, which sets them up for a quarter-final with France: “I was more relaxed than during the game against Austria. No obstacle is too big for these guys.”

Fans were left disgusted by England’s limp display. Ben Dryland, 40 from Tunbridge Wells, Kent, said: “I’ve been following England for ten years. Nothing ever changes.”

Julian Drake, 51, from Ware, Herts, said: “No one expected to Leicester to win the title so Iceland could go all the way.”



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