Eleven rudest names in football, including Argel Fucks, Stefan Kuntz, Raphael Scheitd, Ralf Minge, Brian Pinas
See who has made it into our specially selected team of footballers who wish their names won't be chanted from the stands
BRAZILIAN top flight club Esporte Clube Vitória have appointed a new manager with the RUDEST name in the whole of football - Argel Fucks.
Here are the eleven players he could manage... but TV broadcasters will hope their names won't be chanted from the stands.
David Seaman (GK)
Runner up was former Benfica stopper Quim (Google it), but England and Arsenal legend Seaman was such a fixture in the Premier League, people lose sight of what a funny name he has. See also former Czechoslovakia keeper Stanislav Seman.
Chiqui Arce (RB)
Former Paraguay international right back who scored an impressive 24 goals in 93 games for Brazilian club Palmeiras from right back. Now the Paraguay national team coach.
Rafael Scheidt
Winner of three caps for Brazil, the centre-back signed for Celtic in 1999 and made three appearances, living up to his name. He promptly went back to his homeland and Corinthians.
Danny Shittu
A veteran of the Football League, big defender Shittu played in the Premier League for Watford, Bolton and QPR. Last at Millwall until 2015 and is currently a free agent aged 36.
Argel Fucks
The man who inspired this XI, Fucks is a former centre back for the likes of Porto and Benfica, and even has an international cap for Brazil. Now in charge of Vitoria but has managed 18 clubs in eight years.
Anil Koc
Belgian winger who played five times for Standard Liege before moving to Charlton where he did not play. Now with no club, the "i" Koc's first name is unfortunatley pronounced as an "a". Even worse.
Sven Kums
Belgian midfielder Kums plied his career in his homeland and Holland before moving to Udinese on loan this season. Belgian player of the year last season nearly signed for Watford this summer.
Segar Bastard
Segar Bastard played once for England in 1880 when football was amateur. A solicitor by profession, he also played county cricket for Essex County Cricket Club. Bastard became a referee and inspired the chant "Who's the bastard in the black?". Some legacy.
Brian Pinas
Dutch winger Pinas was on the books of Newcastle United but never played a game. The winger moved back to hometown club Feyenoord before moving on to a host of clubs in the Netherlands.
Stefan Kuntz
Striker Stefan Kuntz was prolific in the Bundesliga and scored against England in Euro 96 which Germany won. He was appointed as the new coach of Germany's under-21 team this summer.
Ralf Minge
Ralf Minge was a prolific striker for Dynamo Dresden and East Germany, but equally a terrifying looking head coach for the likes of Bayer Leverkusen reserve team and Germany U20.
Subs
Ars Bandeet
Albert Nad
Cha Bum Kun
André Muff
Florian Dick
Rod Fanni
Wayne Wanklin
And who can forget from this summer's Olympics, when these two German hockey players lined up next to other:
