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PAUL POGBA posted a series of groggy videos from his hospital bed after having surgery on his ankle — and revealed he was worried he might drink his own "pee pee".

The Manchester United midfielder, 26, put a series of videos on his Instagram where he admitted "I don't look sober" after being drugged up.

 Paul Pogba looked confused from his hospital bed as he shared a series of Instagram stories
Paul Pogba looked confused from his hospital bed as he shared a series of Instagram storiesCredit: Instagram @paulpogba
 Pogba said 'I've still got my smile' after having an op on his ankle
Pogba said 'I've still got my smile' after having an op on his ankleCredit: Instagram @paulpogba
 Pogba shared a video of slices of bread he had been offered with a cup of what looks like apple juice behind the plate
 Pogba shared a video of slices of bread he had been offered with a cup of what looks like apple juice behind the plateCredit: Instagram @paulpogba

He lifted up the bed covers to reveal a bandaged leg and winced, revealing moving was painful for his toes.

In a hilarious twist after grumbling about the food on offer at hospital — two slices of bread — the World Cup winner hoped not to confuse his urine for apple juice.

Groggy Poggy said: "Guys I'm making a video on Instagram, I don't even know if I'm high or if I'm sober.

"Well, I don't look sober.


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"Just to let you know, don't ask me if it went well, I don't know.

"I'm still alive, that's the good news. I'll keep you updated.

"I'm a bit bumped up.

"After the operation, I've still got the smile, everything went well.

"They give me some things, I' don't even know, but it feels GOOD.

"I don't think I even remember what I've done."

Looking at the two slices of bread, he added: "It's one thing I don't understand, what do you want me to do with this?

"I can drink my pee pee, it looks like apple juice, fresh one.

"I think people told me that I look drunk. I didn't drink alcohol, they give me some things on my arm, I don't know what's that.

"I woke up, I couldn't lift up my leg and I was like 'where am I, in Manchester? In Paris? In Guinea?"

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Explaining the procedure to his 38.7million followers, he added: "Let me tell you a story, they basically took something, they put it in my arm. After that they told me, think about good things.

"So I thought about my son, it takes me longer to put me to sleep.

"When I woke up, I saw a lot of people walking around."

The ex-Juventus star had enjoyed a glamorous party for his son's first birthday the previous day alongside wife Zulay.

The couple both wore bespoke Versace outfits, as did their one-year-old son

And he was still worried about how he looked when he came round in his hospital bed this morning.

After stroking his head in another clip, he added: "I need a haircut! A* you need to do something here, look at me!

"I need a haircut, so the best guy that can cut hair, let me know."

 The Frenchman peeled back the covers to reveal his bandaged leg and then winced
The Frenchman peeled back the covers to reveal his bandaged leg and then wincedCredit: Instagram @paulpogba
 Pogba admitted he did not know whether he was in Dubai or Manchester when he woke up
Pogba admitted he did not know whether he was in Dubai or Manchester when he woke upCredit: Instagram @paulpogba
 Pogba also called on his mates at A* barbers to give his hair a trim
Pogba also called on his mates at A* barbers to give his hair a trimCredit: Instagram @paulpogba



The injury is expected to keep Pogba - who has been linked with a £160million cash plus player switch to Real Madrid - out for three to four weeks, according to United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.

And he will likely have to watch the Manchester derby against City from the hospital bed.

United are looking to make the Carabao Cup final with the first game of their two-legged semi-final clash taking place at Old Trafford tonight.

 Wife Zulay and Pogba's one-year-old son enjoyed a big birthday bash the day before he went under the knife
Wife Zulay and Pogba's one-year-old son enjoyed a big birthday bash the day before he went under the knifeCredit: Instagram @paulpogba
Pogba posts pre-surgery video after partying with Man Utd pals at lavish Versace 1st birthday bash for son Labile Shakur
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