Paul Pogba so groggy after ankle surgery Man Utd star offers to drink his own ‘pee pee’ in rambling hospital bed video
PAUL POGBA posted a series of groggy videos from his hospital bed after having surgery on his ankle — and revealed he was worried he might drink his own "pee pee".
The Manchester United midfielder, 26, put a series of videos on his Instagram where he admitted "I don't look sober" after being drugged up.
He lifted up the bed covers to reveal a bandaged leg and winced, revealing moving was painful for his toes.
In a hilarious twist after grumbling about the food on offer at hospital — two slices of bread — the World Cup winner hoped not to confuse his urine for apple juice.
Groggy Poggy said: "Guys I'm making a video on Instagram, I don't even know if I'm high or if I'm sober.
"Well, I don't look sober.
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"Just to let you know, don't ask me if it went well, I don't know.
"I'm still alive, that's the good news. I'll keep you updated.
"I'm a bit bumped up.
"After the operation, I've still got the smile, everything went well.
"They give me some things, I' don't even know, but it feels GOOD.
"I don't think I even remember what I've done."
Looking at the two slices of bread, he added: "It's one thing I don't understand, what do you want me to do with this?
"I can drink my pee pee, it looks like apple juice, fresh one.
"I think people told me that I look drunk. I didn't drink alcohol, they give me some things on my arm, I don't know what's that.
"I woke up, I couldn't lift up my leg and I was like 'where am I, in Manchester? In Paris? In Guinea?"
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Explaining the procedure to his 38.7million followers, he added: "Let me tell you a story, they basically took something, they put it in my arm. After that they told me, think about good things.
"So I thought about my son, it takes me longer to put me to sleep.
"When I woke up, I saw a lot of people walking around."
The ex-Juventus star had enjoyed a glamorous party for his son's first birthday the previous day alongside wife Zulay.
The couple both wore bespoke Versace outfits, as did their one-year-old son
And he was still worried about how he looked when he came round in his hospital bed this morning.
After stroking his head in another clip, he added: "I need a haircut! A* you need to do something here, look at me!
"I need a haircut, so the best guy that can cut hair, let me know."
The injury is expected to keep Pogba - who has been linked with a £160million cash plus player switch to Real Madrid - out for three to four weeks, according to United boss Ole Gunnar Solskjaer.
And he will likely have to watch the Manchester derby against City from the hospital bed.
United are looking to make the Carabao Cup final with the first game of their two-legged semi-final clash taking place at Old Trafford tonight.